It's the long weekend! I'd completely forgotten about it until a couple of days ago, which is good because I was almost going to use one of my vacation days to make a long weekend. Now I don't have to! Thanks, long weekend!

-- Did you guys know that Tim Gunn didn't get paid at all for the first season of Project Runway? That is ridiculous. If anything, that man should be earning more money than he's earning now.

-- Rory Cochrane is joining 24 next season. I would pay good money to hear him say, "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Jack." (Yes, I know Rory Cochrane wasn't the one to say that line, but close enough.)

-- Aw, look, Topanga got a job. They're comparing it to E!'s The Soup, which makes me nervous because I really doubt that Danielle Fishel can be as charming as Joel McHale.

-- Do you guys watch Eureka? It's quite a charming little show about a secret town where the world's smartest people live and create technology and all that. Anyway, the main character lives in a house with artificial intelligence named S.A.R.A.H., and it appears that the house has a Twitter account. That's pretty neat.

--  If you have trouble telling the difference between The Closer and The Cleaner (or if, like me, you don't really care but want to kill a few minutes), the New York Daily News has a little guide to help you understand.

-- Mark your calendars: Stephen Colbert apologized for something. Kind of. 

-- Sorry, everyone: Dan Quayle will not be on Dancing with the Stars. 

-- Fear Itself, NBC's so-so horror anthology, is on the cancellation bubble. One sign it should be cancelled: I wouldn't care if it stayed and I wouldn't care if it left. If it's not leaving any kind of impression, NBC should forget it like the rest of us have.

--  Shayne Lamas says that ex-Bachelor and ex-fiancé Matt Grant didn't like that she partied so much. He was surprised? She's the blonde, 22-year-old daughter of a C-list Hollywood actor who gives her anything she wants. She probably can't even spell "responsibility," let alone understand what it means.

--  MTV has told Russell Brand that when he hosts the MTV Awards next month, he's not allowed to say "c*nt" or "Scientology." Well, yeah. Scientology is downright offensive.

-- I know it's wrong, but I really, really want the Beverly Hills, 90210 iPod. Hint, hint, everyone I know.

Have a great long weekend, everyone!