Michael Lohan's kidnap intervention plot is gonna have to go on indefinite hold. For one thing it's illegal (whether well intentioned is an entirely different question). For one thing the rogue father is once again in trouble with the law. Mikey released a whole slew of phone conversations - recorded about a year or two back - to Radaronline recently. Since recording a phone conversation without both partes' consent, or a warrant, is highly illegal , big Mike is in a spot. Dina has told the press that she doesn't want the father of her troubled brood to go to jail yet again; unless her Lawyer and the judge thing that it's the right thing. If the public were solidly behind her that might help too. Meanwhile she and her attorneys are ever so reluctantly pushing those charges with the force of a runaway train. It'll be so much less painful for Dina if it's over quickly!

Meanwhile that leaves Big Sexy trying to clear his worried mind. Now when Big Daddy's under pressure he usually likes to blow off some steam by drinking, drug binging, pulling off some petty score, or even attending a gentlemen's club for an evening of lap dancing. One of Lohan's favourite is a place called Scores (not a sports club despite it's name, depending though on what you consider sport) - where everybody knows your name but pretend that they don't, especially if anyone asks. The owner of Scores if a fellow called Elliot Osher and guess what, he's got a book out (I only hope that it can be half as entertaining as "Going Rogue"!).

Now here's here the weird get's truely hairy. Michael Lohan is a regular at Scores. No surprise there. He also loves the company of strippers. I doubt that revelation has made any one hit the floor in shock either. What is really creepy is that Michael Lohan likes strippers who look like his daughter Lindsay - Whoa! Now Lohan is saying that this is all hogwash - "The last thing I'd want to see is a girl who looked like Lindsay. I don't even look at the magazines where she's done some risque photos." Osher has another theory - "Perhapops he doesn't remember?" If Osher's other statements can be believed , like: "Lindsay Lohan's father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for," Osher insisted. "We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. "We ended up having to show him to the door." then perhaps it's denial, or even good old fashion spin doctoring. I'm beginning to think  that Michael Lohan needs some kind of a doctor!