Scandal Sheet

Michael Jackson's Doctor Charged

Jen@Dose — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:52:00 GMT

-It's official: Michael Jackson's doctor was just charged with involuntary manslaughter.

-Once again, we Canadians got screwed out of funny Super Bowl ads and instead got treated to tediously overplayed Olympics commercials. Yay! But you can catch some of the best U.S. ads here. I loved the Betty White one and kinda liked the Megan Fox one (especially after finding out that Fox had to use a hand double because of her "toe thumbs." Awesome.)

-Of course, who cares about football or ads when there's the REAL highlight of Super Bowl weekend to talk about: the stars at the parties! From J. Lo to Brangelina to TomKat, all the famous folks with cutesy nicknames came out to play.

-Um, speaking of Brangelina, they're laying on the PDA a little thick, no? You'd think they had a new movie to promote or something...

-Which reminds me: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler came together for a birthday party/abs showdown in Mexico.

-As if their Super Bowl PDA wasn't enough to convince us the split stories are false, Brangelina is now suing News of the World for publishing the rumour.

-Oh sweet jebus! Jennifer Love Hewitt's relationship book just arrived at the office. I was reading aloud the chapter detailing her "10 Hard-Core Truths About Men!" ("Men will always look. It's animalistic; they have to check out girls"; "They have to succeed in business and have to be supported in their dreams;" "Men don't believe in romance; it's not in their nature") but then I stopped for fear that subjecting my team to more could lead to a major H.R. violation...

-Rachel Bilson is not pregnant. She just likes wearing really unfortunate jackets.

-In other official denial news, Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to dispel rumours she had lip injections. Her face is just naturally messed, apparently.

-Here's a rundown of TV's hunkiest guys, just because we love you.

-Speaking of TV, I got all caught up on Fringe this weekend after every TV blogger I follow freaked out about the big twist ending on the last episode -- only to discover it was a twist we already knew was coming! I'd probably be a lot angrier if my PVR wasn't named after Joshua Jackson...

-If you ever thought the SNL spoof of Today's Hoda and Kathie Lee was over the top, you were wrong.

-Is the Twilight phenomenon sucking the Quileute tribe dry?

-Yet another untouched photo from Madonna's Louis Vuitton campaign has leaked online to brighten up our Monday.

-Has Chris Brown found another singer for us to worry about?

-Courtney Love isn't very impressed by Lady Gaga, which I'm sure has left Gaga crushed. Just crushed.

-Wow. Marion Cotillard's man is both cute AND funny.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Splits from Baby Daddy

Jen@Dose — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:18:00 GMT

-Jamie Lynn Spears is now a single mom. She's reportedly split from her boyfriend/baby daddy. And has she already hooked up with an older businessman?

-Go, Emma Watson! The young Brit was the highest earning actress last year.

-I love this story: Jersey Shore's Snooki was booed at Philadelphia's Wing Bowl. That's right, even contest spectators feel morally superior to her.

-I kind of love the reaction from these Newsweek staffers who are watching Lost for the first time.

-ET has our first glimpse of Burlesque, starring Cher, Christina Aguilera and Kristen Bell. Meh.

-At this point, Rihanna is just messing with us when it comes to her style, right?

-Vanity Fair has posted more pics from its upcoming Hollywood issue.

-Oh no. Joe Simpson is developing a comedy series based on his own life. He knows we've always been laughing at him, not with him, right?

-It looks like Madonna has found Jesus again. They were all over each other at a club.

-Anne Hathaway makes some funny comments about other actress' ability to movie kiss in the new issue of GQ, but I'm too distracted by her near nip-slip to pay attention to what she's saying. Pull that shirt up, lady!

-Watch out, ladies. Tiger Woods has left rehab.

-Am I the only one who actually thinks that Howard Stern would make an AWESOME replacement for Simon Cowell on Idol? Come on!

-Weird possible couple alert: Amanda Bynes and Kid Cudi. Whaaaa????

-Jared Leto had a scary moment when a man carrying a box came up to him in a crowded room and told him he was going to blow them up. Turns out he was just carrying a blender.

-I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I laughed out loud at the very NSFW red band trailer for Cop Out. It's restored my faith in Kevin Smith!

-Here's a look at last night's Insider story about Lindsay Lohan and her "hoarding" problem. It's awesome, in an unintentionally funny, kinda sad way...

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Felony Charges for Charlie Sheen

Jen@Dose — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:43:00 GMT

-Bad news for Charlie Sheen: it looks like he'll be charged with felony and misdemeanor assault.

-Reese Witherspoon is either dating a Hollywood agent or, um, Gerard Butler. Both of those options seem like a step down from Jakey. Especially when he's looking like this.

-For those of us still trying to figure out the Lost premiere, this video which puts the old plane scene and the new plane scene side by side is very cool. Less cool: the producers' statement on Jimmy Kimmel that Locke is NOT the Man in Black. What the what?

-Lil' Wayne says he's "looking forward" to prison. Uh-huh.

-Tiger Woods is reportedly leaving sex rehab this week.

-?uestLove snapped an awesomely embarrassing photo today at NBC's cafeteria. It's like they're TRYING to make us hate them.

-Pamela Anderson is going to shake her moneymaker's on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Or, as we like to call it around here, Dancing with the "Stars".

-Kristen Stewart's friendliness may have just cost two dudes their jobs. (I don't know what's more shocking -- that someone could get fired over something so minor, or that K-Stew was being friendly...)

-I love that Glee's Lea Michele is turning into a little fashionista.

-This new NBC series Who Do You Think You Are, which features celebs learning about their ancestors, actually looks pretty cool. The trailer alone is worth watching, if only to learn that Sarah Jessica Parker is descended from witches.

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Inside Jennifer Aniston's Big, Lonely Bedroom

Jen@Dose — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:28:00 GMT

-Jennifer Aniston is always whining about her privacy. Of course, inviting us to take a peek inside her bedroom is totally OK. Celeb logic strikes again!

-Meanwhile, I actually kind of love her house -- a realization that is giving me the cold sweats.

-John Mayer and Taylor Swift are "more than just friends"? Sigh. Someone wake me up when this latest national nightmare is over...

-Is there no limit to Gabourey Sidibe's adorableness? Love her!

-Ok, I was totally onboard for the first hour of last night's Lost. An alternate universe "flash-sideways," in which things before the crash are close to (but not exactly) the way they used to be? Count me in! But then they had to go and introduce yet another group of Others?!? Frick!

-Kellan Lutz + Calvin Klein underwear ads = early onset puberty among millions of Twi-hard tweens.

-Wanna see a picture of Jason Segel and Russell Brand making out? Too bad; here it is anyway.

-I can't go to New York Fashion Week, but the cast of Jersey Shore can? How is life fair?

-Here's some completely unshocking 'tude news: Kanye West threw a hissy fit on a plane, whiile Jennifer Lopez barks orders at the help.

-Is Courteney Cox pregnant again? Is that even physically possible?

-You know the thing I love best about Mel Gibson's return to acting? (Actually, the only thing.) It's that he remains completely incapable of controlling his temper during interviews to promote his new movie. Shine on, you crazy diamond...

-Anyone else get the feeling that Ewan McGregor is just laughing at Jim Carrey's old butt-talking schtick to be polite?

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Is Madonna Single Again?

Jen@Dose — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:49:00 GMT

-Uh-oh. Has Madonna foresaken Jesus?

-I love that there were so many stars jammed into the "We Are the World" recording session, that it makes this picture look like a badly Photoshopped fan tribute.

-This Gael Garcia Bernal paternity scandal is unbelievable -- mostly because I can't believe that anyone would actually cheat on him.

-Kathy Griffin insists that a Twitter hacker is responsible for slamming Stephen Colbert on her account, not her.

-Yet more proof that Conan O'Brien is a good guy: his stage crew didn't get any severance in the NBC deal, so he's paying them out of his own (recently lined) pocket.

-Talk about bouncing back! Charlize Theron was spotted on a maybe date in L.A.

-It took me way too long to discover the "Parks and Recreation is the Wu Tang Clan of Comedy" video.

-I love that District 9 got nominated for an Oscar! I guess it was too much to hope that The Hangover would take The Blind Side's spot though, huh?

-Here's an interesting article about how some of the nominees have also starred in the worst movies of their career this year. (Although I would love to know the source of Entertainment Weekly hate-on for The Men Who Stare at Goats. Did that movie steal their prom date? Kick their puppy? Sure, it wasn't my favourite film of the year, but there's no way it deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as All About Steve -- which I caught on a plane last week. Actually, I only caught the first three minutes, and then I became too embarrassed for Sandra Bullock to keep watching...)

-For those of you out there wishing you could read a comic book starring Barbara Walters -- your dreams just came true!

-Need a quickie Valentine's Day gift idea? How about a t-shirt with this picture on it?

-This Ryan Gosling interview should come with a warning label. Seriously, you will melt. MELT!

-Sad. An actor who starred in Boston Legal just died in a car crash.

-Is anyone else experiencing some serious music overload this month? Between the new albums from Spoon, Hot Chip, Vampire Weekend (that's right; suck it, haters!) and Beach House, my ears are in heaven...

-A new Kick Ass trailer has landed. There's swears, so earmuff the kiddies!

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Vainty Fair Fetes Young Hollywood

Jen@Dose — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:10:00 GMT

-Much thanks to my lovely fellow blogger Kat, who filled in last week while I took a much-needed beach break. Of course, I returned to a deluge of texts/emails about the Brangelina's "breakup." People, have I taught you nothing?!? The story originated from News of the World! Your spidey senses shouldn't even start to tingle until Us Weekly jumps on the story. Get really worried when TMZ covers it. And by the time People.com is reporting it, break out your funeral garb because that relationship is dead! But until that happens, let's all resume normal breathing, mmm-kay?

-Meanwhile, Brangelina are doing their part to dispel the rumours by enjoying a "giggly" night out.

-Vanity Fair's Young Hollywood cover has been revealed. I get that Kristen Stewart and Carey Mulligan would get prime placement, but I'm shocked that Abbie Cornish made it on the first page, while Anna Kendrick and Evan Rachel Wood are relegated to the inside fold. And placement matters with these things. Trust.

-Meanwhile, Gawker is handicapping their career odds.

-Engagement news roundup: Kristen and Dax are getting hitched, Bradley and Renee are not.

-In sad couples news, Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend have reportedly split after nine(!) years of dating.

-ABC just revealed the first four minutes of tomorrow night's Lost premiere (squee!!). Of course, the first two minutes are actually the last two from the season finale. And the next two minutes are a repeat of a scene we've already seen. But the last 5 seconds -- those are new! I swear!

-Meanwhile, these are the questions Lost better answer this season, or else we're sicing the smoke monster on it...

-Who exactly in Jay Leno's camp thought it would be a good idea for him to appear on Oprah and act like a jerk?

-I'll be getting up early tomorrow morning for the Oscar announcement (blerg!), but the Razzies are really the only nominations that matter.

-Victoria Beckham gets to share a private jet with George Clooney. Sigh. I need a new life.

-As if women everywhere needed another reason to hate Gisele: she's now claiming childbirth didn't hurt in the slightest.

-Lindsay Lohan is getting paid $150,000 to be someone's escort. (Too...many..jokes.......brain...exploding...)

-Elton John continues to moonlight as a drug counsellor. He reportedly once staged an intervention for Donetella Versace.

-How bad are laugh tracks? They make awesome shows like Arrested Development seem super unfunny.

-I may have been out of the country for a week, but even I couldn't escape WalMart's awesomely creepy clown commercial.

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Grammy Awards: Red Carpet Recap

Jen@Dose — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:41:00 GMT

The Grammys were Sunday night and predictably, Beyonce and Taylor Swift cleaned up, but neither really shone on the red carpet. (Beyonce's dress was cool and intricate, but it didn't really photograph well.) I kinda loved J Lo's look, and Rihanna's Elie Saab gown was breathtaking. Worst dressed was -- without a doubt -- Britney Spears' sheer madness. So very, very wrong. Of course, no one in the audience looked good after Pink drenched 'em all with her performance, making her my new hero...

What did you think? Any favourites?

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Taylor doesn't mind the John Mayer rumours

KATV — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:48:00 GMT

-- Taylor Swift apparently doesn't mind the rumours about her alleged romance with John Mayer. Oh, but sweetie, we do.

-- I love that Mila Kunis' mom made her work part-time at Rite-Aid while she was starring on That '70s Show. Man, who knew that of all the '70s Show kids, Kunis would become the most likeable?

-- R.I.P. J.D. Salinger.

-- Not only is Sue Sylvester going to sing on Glee (sort of), her song of choice is Madonna's "Vogue." Best episode ever? It certainly seems like a contender.

-- So ABC has officially cancelled Ugly Betty. Can't say it's entirely a surprise, but it's still sad, since the show finally got good again this season.

-- Jay Leno felt "sucker punched" by Jimmy Kimmel's caustic appearance on The Jay Leno Show. Unfortunately for Jay, it was the most entertaining his show ever had ever been.

-- I hoped I could just forget about annoying Bachelor couple Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney, but unfortunately, they're going the Trista route and having their wedding televised on ABC. Why does The Bachelor hate me?

-- Aw, man, so not only is Salvatore Romano gone from Mad Men, but Paul Kinsey is likely out as well? Curse you, Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce!

-- The Jersey Shore kids are still in negotiations for next season, although JWoww and Ronnie have taken MTV's deal. Oh, man, I really hope everybody but Sammi comes back. I hate Sammi.

-- I recently rewatched Season 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so these photos just make me cry, "Dawn, no!"

-- Rachel Zoe thinks it's "silly" that people believe she has an eating disorder. You have a badly protruding clavicle that suggests otherwise, darling.

-- How awesome was Neil Patrick Harris on American Idol last night? Love him. By far, the weirdest audition of the night was Erica Rhodes, who used to be on Barney. What's with the whip?!

Taylor Momsen goes up in smoke

KATV — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:06:00 GMT

-- Taylor Momsen doesn't only make bad decisions when it comes to her clothes: she was photographed smoking. SHOCK! GASP! Especially the "gasp" part.

-- Do you ever wonder why you're not Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend? I know I do. Well, it's probably because I don't look like this.

-- Wow, I actually feel a little bad for Kevin Federline after reading about how depression caused his weight gain. Hey, I said "almost."

-- What the heck happened to Lance Bass?!

-- Ashlee Simpson doesn't get why everyone's so focused on Jessica's weight. Me, neither, Ashlee. (Did I just agree with Ashlee Simpson? What is going on with me today?!)

-- The drama surrounding Dennis Hopper's divorce makes me sad.

-- It was bad enough that Kyle XY got cancelled, but now Matt Dallas is getting sued by his manager.

-- Jay Leno says he's wanted to talk to Conan O'Brien, but he won't until "things cool down." Yeah, try in about 20 years.

-- Adrian Pasdar appears to be taking it pretty hard that he got fired from Heroes - he was just charged with DUI.

-- Don't forget to check out Episode 2 of our TV Casualty Podcast - lots of Jersey Shore talk, plus why we're excited for Lost to come back.

-- And speaking of Lost, here's a cute video about how the show can't possibly answer every question in its final season.

Brad Pitt gets his own man-cave... literally

KATV — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:29:00 GMT

-- Rumours of the Brangelina split just won't go away, especially with this report that Brad bought a Hollywood Hills mansion for himself... and it has its own cave. After a breakup, we've all fantasized about crawling into a cave and hiding, but Brad's actually doing it!

-- Meanwhile, I love this rant from Cindy Adams about celebrity entitlement. She mentions Brangelina, but I think it should be required reading for Lindsay Lohan.

-- Joan Rivers admits that while making her new documentary, the filmmakers basically followed her around, "hoping [she] would die." Self-awareness is rare in Hollywood.

-- Natalie Portman a homewrecker? Say it ain't so!

-- The Cannes film festival isn't until May, but Tim Burton's already been tapped to head up the jury. So expect every gothic-themed film to take the top prizes.

-- In Kristen Stewart's new movie, she actually trained with a stripper - with her clothes off. You're welcome, Twihards.

-- I don't know what's going on with Kirstie Alley, and I'm not sure I want to.

-- James "My Secret Boyfriend" McAvoy and his wife are expecting a child, making my plot to steal him away that much harder.

-- Speaking of secret boyfriends cheating on me, Gerard Butler is definitely not making out with me in these photos. Not cool, Gerry.

-- Really, Us Weekly? You think "Katie Holmes Wears Beanie, Scarf to Movie Premiere" is newsworthy?

The Runaways hits big at Sundance

KATV — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:01:00 GMT

Hey, Scandal Sheet fans! The lovely Jen is on vacation this week, so I, the lovely Kat, will be taking over gossip duties for a few days. Try not to cry too much.

-- Kristen Stewart's non-Twilight venture, The Runaways, is getting good reviews at Sundance, even from people who didn't want to like it. And you get to see Kristen's butt!

-- Words I never needed to hear from Sherri Shepherd: "My Spanx are about to give out." (Good for her for losing weight, but I don't need to know about strangers' underthings. Unless it's Rob Pattinson, and he's not wearing any underthings.)

-- Well, it was bound to happen: Avatar has overtaken Titanic as the highest-grossing movie in the world, earning $1.84 billion. Can I just have a few of those millions of dollars?

-- Jane "Sue Sylvester" Lynch might be getting married! I hope she wears Sue's velour track suit to the reception.

-- The news of Gary Coleman getting arrested for domestic violence is crazy, but not as crazy as his mug shot. That photo will haunt my dreams.

-- Why does Khloe Kardashian get to meet Barack Obama and I don't? I've annoyed the world far less than she has. OK, a little bit less.

-- Wow, Keith Richards met someone who drank so much that Keith Fricking Richards decided to give up drinking. That's almost impressive.

-- These photos of Ryan Gosling at Sundance make me squee with happiness inside. Oh, to be Michelle Williams' face...

-- Potentially a good sign of things to come for True Blood's third season: Alexander Skarsgard says he's not shy about getting naked. He should come over to my house to rehearse.

Robert Pattinson Gets Even Hairier

ScandalSweetie — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:17:00 GMT

-Robert Pattinson is going to fit right in with George Clooney and Brad Pitt on tonight's telethon -- he has a beard, too.

-Seriously, Chris Brown! You can't possibly think this is a good idea!

-This photo of an untouched Demi Moore is depressing -- why do advertisers feel they have to Photoshop the crap out of her in her perfume ads when she looks so much better without it?

-Seriously, is there an actor/actress who isn't in Valentine's Day?!?

-As if I didn't already want to see Ryan Gosling's new film, this clip sealed the deal.

-The guesses for the first blind item in this list are insane!

-Taylor Momsen is quickly replacing Megan Fox as my favourite source of stupid soundbites.

-Spencer Pratt is insisting he's not to blame for his wife's craziness.

-In "Life Isn't Fair" news: why does Jon Gosselin get to go to Sundance?!?

-What's with all the cuts and bruises on Lady Gaga's legs?

-Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan is denying those reports that she's back to cutting herself.

-I can't figure out whether this new movie with Jonah Hill and John C. Reilly will be really funny, or really creepy.

-ABC has released a new Lost promo, and it looks like Claire is going do some butt kickin' this season.

-Kim Kardashian has gotten a restraining order against a guy who -- get this -- dress up like The Joker and goes to her public appearances to scare the crap out of her. How messed is that?!

-In equally messed news, Blake Fielder-Civil has reportedly been seeing an Amy Winehouse lookalike transexual. No, really.

-Awwww, how cute! Miley Cyrus teaches Joaquin Phoenix about the Internet! I love how cute, charming and -- most importantly -- clean-shaven his is in this. Is the weird hermit thing finally over?

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Mischa Barton Sued

Jen@Dose — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:59:00 GMT

-In today's edition of "Well, At Least I'm Not Mischa Barton," the former OC star is being sued by her landlord for back rent.

-A reporter tried to grab David Beckham's crotch during an interview. Oh, like you wouldn't!

-Ever hear that expression "a face only a mother could love?" It doesn't apply to Heidi Montag. (PS - I love that People.com keeps posting negative stuff about her after she contradicted their cover story. Ha!)

-Shocking report: the stars of The Vampire Diaries (which returns tonight! woot! um, I mean, not that I watch it or anything. cough.) don't mind being compared to Twilight. Gee, ya think?

-Speaking of Twilight, The Sparkly One will be on George's telethon tomorrow night.

-Hey, we're getting our own telethon too! Instead of Justin Timberlake and George Clooney we get Justin Bieber and George Stroumboulopoulos. Meh, close enough.

-More proof that British people are weird: they have human bed warmers.

-Info I didn't really need to know but now must share the pain: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck make time for sex.

-New photos from Kristen Stewart's The Runways are out. Aw crap, now I want a mullet.

-Meanwhile, here's a clip from Kristen's other upcoming movie, Welcome to the Riley's. Yup, Bella has most certainly left the building...

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Tiger Woods Resurfaces

Jen@Dose — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:25:00 GMT

-Here it is, folks: the first picture of Tiger Woods in sex rehab. Wow. Riveting stuff.

-Gawker's guide on How to Know Which Gay Rumours are True is killer.

-Sometimes, I think True Blood is one of the most brilliant shows on TV. Other times, I think they're just messing with us. Guess which category this news about Sam and Bill falls into?

-So, Uma Thurman and her ex-fiancé are still on?

-Sad news: Survivor: Palau's Jennifer Lyon has passed away from cancer.

-Why is Norm MacDonald only funny when he's on Conan's show? Does this mean we'll never get to laugh at him again?

-I spent a good part of my day cropping photos of hot, shirtless guys for this gallery. Every once in a while, I don't hate my life.

-Here's just what the world needs: Twilight: The Graphic Novel.

-This video of Billy Bush asking Heidi Montag if she can move her face is AMAZING. (Although seriously, pot meet kettle.)

-I'm giving Jessica Simpson's new look two thumbs up.

-I get why Rob Estes would want to leave a show like 90210. I don't get why Rob Estes is reportedly leaving because thinks he deserves more money.

-What is Chris Brown doing at Milan Fashion Week? And what the what is he wearing??

-Here's what you always wanted to see: Martha Stewart working a pole.

-Um, is Howard Stern some sort of prophet?

-How cute was Being Erica's Erin Karpluk on The View today? Love her!

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Jennifer and Gerard: Cozy Costars

ScandalSweetie — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:24:00 GMT

-Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler kicked the publicity tactics romance rumours into overdrive at the Golden Globes.

-Meanwhile, Mo'nique's win is being overshadowed by everyone's current fixation on her hairy legs.

-Speaking of the Globes (yes, it's never ever going away), did James Cameron's obnoxious backstage behaviour hurt his Oscar chances? Sadly, probably not.

-According to reports, Conan O'Brien has inked a deal with NBC for $32.5 million, which will keep him off the air until September.

-Did Tyra Banks have to lend her boyfriend money? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Having access to her bank account is one of the top perks of dating who Forbes named the top-earning woman in primetime. That, and learning how to smile with your eyes.

-Britney Spears' dad has her on a budget, so she "borrows" her bodyguard's credit card to buy shoes. (Don't feel too bad for her -- her allowance is $1,500/week. I aspire to that kind of shoes fund!)

-I kinda love the idea of Jennifer Lopez guesting on Glee -- mostly because she'd play a cafeteria lady.

-An even better Glee casting rumour? Neil Patrick Harris!

-The red band McGrubber trailer is out. It's not a good sign when even Kristen Wiig and all those swears don't make me laugh.

-The Coachella festival's lineup has been announced! Only three more months before I'm in the middle of the desert, listening to these bands and sweating in places I didn't know were possible. Bliss!

-Did Dennis Hopper file for divorce to keep his wife from contesting his will?

-January Jones was spotted leaving a Golden Globes afterparty with Jeremy Piven. And here I thought that dress was her biggest mistake of the evening...

-Wow. Is it possible the cast of Nine aren't as chummy as they'd have us believe? I'm shocked. Shocked!

-Uh-oh. Heidi Montag just tried to contradict People magazine. Watch yourself, young lady. That ain't no Us Weekly you're talking to!

-Despite reports, Chris Pine and Olivia Munn have not split up, which is a great relief -- especially for those of us who didn't even know they were dating.

-I'm linking to this GQ cover of a shirtless Johnny Depp for my best bud, just in case she needs a pick-me-up. Or a photo to turn into lickable stamps...

-I'm on a great Canadian movie kick (which will hopefully erase my recent Leap Year transgression). Last week I saw jai tue ma mere and The Trotsky (liked them both!), and last night was Defendor, which I loved. It stars Woody Harrelson as a guy who thinks he's a superhero. According to the Q&A following the movie, Kristen Stewart was in talks to play the love interest but had little chemistry with Woody when they met, so the part went to Kat Dennings.

-How cute is Joshua Jackson when he's in proud boyfriend mode? Sigh.

-Emmanuelle Chiriqui has been voted the World's Most Desirable Woman in AskMen's online poll, for which over 6 million votes were cast. Does anyone else keep getting her confused with Nina Dobrev, or am I just a moron? Wait - I don't want to know the answer to that.

-Jennifer Lopez did the monologue on last night's George Lopez show, and she actually nailed it!

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