-Ouch! Madonna just lost her Louis Vuitton gig to a 25-year-old model.
-Hey waitresses! Here's some workplace incentive for ya: if you excel at your job, your boss might ask you to sleep with Owen Wilson. It's a win-win!
-I watched Glee last night. Sigh. Perfect, perfect television. Are we seriously expected to wait until April for fresh episodes? Seriously?
-Uh oh. Mischa Barton is reportedly back to her old ways. (And by that I mean her old partying ways, not her old actually-landed-a-TV-gig ways).
-I haven't watched Jersey Shore because it seems way, way too tasteless (I know, I know -- me? standards? crazy, right?), but it's really offending viewers, including Alyssa Milano. And this, coming from the girl who made Poison Ivy II...
-Speaking of Jersey Shore, the guy who punches a female contestant in an upcoming episode is actually a public school teacher. Wait, why am I not watching this show?!?
-A Hollywood madam claims Tiger Woods spent $60,000 one year on her escorts. Which seems really bad, until you realize that's only like 0.083% of his net worth. That makes it a sound bit better.
-How cute are Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan?? Cuter than kittens wrapped in rainbows topped with teddy bears, that's how!
-Less cute is Miley Cyrus getting all smoochy with her BF in Paris. Aren't you late for church, young lady?
-Newsflash -- Celine Dion's boy actually looks like a boy!
-First came yesterday's wonky Sex and the City 2 poster, and now there's a teaser photo of the ladies singing karaoke. I'm scared.
-Angelina Jolie is clearly not on Team Obama. She remains, however, a certified member of Team Clingy. (Hands off Ali, woman!)
-I love all the year-end Top 10 lists (love reading 'em, love making 'em, just love 'em!). And if I were to make a Top 10 Albums of the Decade list, Jason Collett's Idols of Exile would be near the top. So I'm thrilled that 1) he's releasing a new album next year, and 2) we can preview a song right now!
-And if I were making a Top 10 Books of the Decade list, I'd definitely have to include Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. (I was reading it on a long flight, and kept waking up my friend next to me to recite the funniest bits. I think she really appreciated that.) So I love the news that Natalie Portman is producing and starring in the film adaptation!
-This creepy food stealer video has to be fake, right? RIGHT??
-Love him or hate him, you gotta appreciate David Letterman's pestering of his guests. Check out how he digs for dirt on A-Rod with Kate Hudson.