A hot, steaming pile of celebrity gossip, updated daily!
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Posted
Dec 22 2009, 01:30 PM
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Jen@Dose
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Alright, I'm outtie for the holidays. But if you're looking for ways to waste time and/or avoid your family, check out our Best of 2009 special section, where we're counting down the year's best and worst gowns, TV and music's most shocking moments, our favourite videos, the year's breakout stars, and a pile of other Top 10 lists.
And if that's not enough, you could always just resort to my favourite time-waster of all: watching Jay-Z trying to teach Oprah how to rap. Classic!
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Dec 22 2009, 01:05 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Merry Christmas, Tom Cruise! This year, you're getting sued for alleged spying and illegal wiretapping. No returnsies!
-In shocking news, I actually don't mind the trailer for Cruise and Cameron Diaz's new movie. I must be overcome with holiday spirit or something...
-Britanny Murphy's husband is speaking out. And out. And out...
-Meanwhile, a buttload of 'scrips were found in her bedroom.
-Whoa! Is Jennifer Hudson already preggers again?
-Here's Kate Hudson's music video for Nine. She's actually pretty good. Damn.
-Carrie Underwood was at a hockey game last night and was looking all like "oh, you guys need a place to skate? Try my new engagement ring, which is the size of a rink..."
-See? Even classy megastars like Beyonce play with their food.
-What could possibly be better than the "Top That" rap from Teen Witch? Not much, but Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat's recreation of it comes pretty darn close.
-A clip for Kristen Stewart's new (read: actually very old but now being released because she's a big star) movie, The Yellow Handkerchief, has hit YouTube. I saw this film last year at ReelTalk, but I don't remember her Southern accent being this bad. The movie doesn't suck as much as this clip makes it seem (although the schlocky ending kinda killed it for me.)
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Posted
Dec 21 2009, 03:18 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Thank goodness for some happy news today: Carrie Underwood is set to make her puck bunny status official and marry Mike Fisher.
-Following Brittany Murphy's sudden death, everyone is now claiming to have seen it coming, including Perez. Expect her sketchy husband to come under close scrutiny. Meanwhile, here's a status update on the movies she had on tap for next year, and a look at her top 5 roles.
-In the 'good idea' dept, Hulu has removed SNL's recent skit mocking the late actress.
-Here's an early Christmas present for you to chew on: Nancy O'Dell may have left Access Hollywood because she was sick of Billy Bush's tantrums.
-Shane Sparks is claiming those nasty child molestation accusations are a shake down.
-Katy Perry has slammed rumours that she's hooking up with Robert Pattinson, Tweeting "I don't do vampires." Um, she knows he's not really Edward, right?
-We now have to call Patrick Stewart 'sir' since he was just knighted. (Though I've been doing that ever since he won my heart by guest starring on Family Guy.)
-Tom Brady and Gisele have finally named their son. It's Benjamin. So. Worth. The. Wait.
-I'm sure she had nothing to do with it, but I still loved The Year in BS post on Britney Spears' website, in which they list the top 75 ridiculous stories about her in 2009. (Of course, I would have loved it more if all the stories were false -- sorry Brit-Brit, but Courtney Love did rant about you on Facebook and those Candy's ads were airbrushed...)
-Uh-oh. Mia Kirshner (aka - the most insufferable person on The L Word) has just joined the cast of The Vampire Diaries (which I watch unapologetically these days. Although it was perhaps a bit of an overstep to insert myself into a coversation about it that I overhead in Starbucks. But seriously, these two girls were talking about how Damon is the best vamp on TV. I mean, really? How was I supposed to let that slide?!?)
-Amy Winehouse allegedly kicked a theatre manager in the groin during a holiday play. On the...er..."plus" side, she and Blake Fielder-Civil may actually be engaged. Um, yay?
-Alec Baldwin demanded a butt double for his new movie. (In case you were wondering, why yes, that is what I'm most thankful for this holiday season!)
-Will Ferrell is still taking his Wedding Crashers role seriously -- he appeared in a couple's wedding announcement photo in the NYT.
-The trailer for Jennifer Lopez's new movie The Backup Plan is out. Oh, hot guy from Moonlight whose name I never bothered to learn, you're breaking my heart!
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Dec 18 2009, 02:11 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Put some clothes on, Blake Lively! Geez. I didn't think it was even possible for anyone to upstage Leighton Meester in the 'what were you thinking?' dept this week.
-At least Blake wasn't the worst dressed at the Sherlock Holmes premiere. Really, Rachel McAdams? A jumpsuit? You're breaking my heart!
-Holy crap! Shane Sparks of America's Best Dance Crew has just been arrested and charged with nine counts of child molestation. Whaaa?
-I'm sure it's too good to be true, but the National Enquirer is claiming that Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating. How cute would they be together?!? Even better than him and Reese (who were adorable, but she was too short for him. It caused me many photo-cropping-related headaches...)
-Despite the stupidly spelled title, Life UneXpected is getting good reviews. I'm in -- but that's just because I'll watch anything with Roswell's Liz. Anyone else miss that show? Anyone?
-It's official: Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced. (For a normal couple this would be super speedy, but their sad, annoying saga has dragged on for so long that it feels like this took decades...)
-The Wayan Brothers have been accused of stealing the idea for their book. Wait, the Wayan Brothers wrote a book?!?
-Be prepared to spend your family get-togethers this holiday talking your little cousins down off the ledge -- Kevin Jonas is getting hitched this weekend.
-Jude Law can't keep track of how many kids he has. Is it sick that that kinda makes me like him even more?
-It case we needed another reason to dislike Elisabeth Hasselbeck: she asked Stanely Tucci if his wife had seen The Lovely Bones yet. His wife passed away last year.
-It's good to see that Taylor Lautner is only accepting roles that require him to remove his shirt. We approve!
-It's been a crazy good week for trailers. First we got Robin Hood (colour me undecided), then The Runaways (yeah, I think I'm in), then Iron Man 2 (hells yeah!) and now the latest Alice in Wonderland. In 2010, I'm going to gain 10 lbs. thanks to popcorn consumption alone.
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Posted
Dec 16 2009, 04:23 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-The fairytales are over. It appears that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have indeed split (she reportedly left him), as have Kate Hudson and A-Rod. Try to control your despair.
-On the plus side, at least the newly single Kate looked hawt at last night's Nine premiere. I'm not sure I'm feeling that train, though...
-In an attempt to deflect questions about his relationship with Sienna Miller, Jude Law said the only person he's in love with is Robert Downey Jr. Get in line, pal!
-I got totally spoiled about the Dexter finale (it was my fault, but I'm still pouting), so only click on this Julie Benz interview if you've already seen it.
-Sofia Coppola is having another baby. (I'd be happy if she just made another movie.)
-Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have set a wedding date. Let's hope he opts for a tux over the lime green mankini.
-Unless Nicole Kidman wants to start rumours, she should probably not show up to red carpets with her face covered in white powder.
-Are Shia Labeouf and Carey Mulligan really waiting for a public bus in this picture? Because if so, I think I love them even more than I did before, and that's saying something!
-Madonna doesn't even look like Madonna in her new Dolce & Gabbana ads.
-More crazy photos from Rihanna's new video have been released. I'm scared.
-Jessica Simpson wanted to munch on popcorn during a Broadway play. My kinda girl...
-I can't stop watching the video of Stephen Colbert singing "Empire State of Mind" with Alicia Keys. (It's the perfect palette cleanser to the video of Miley Cyrus' little sister dancing to "Smack That."
-Sarah Jessica Parker explained her missing mole on Letterman last night:
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Posted
Dec 15 2009, 03:51 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Rachel McAdams says very nice things about her Mean Girls costar Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Vogue. How sweet. Too bad we can't be equally supportive of her hair on the mag's cover. Actually, this whole week has been a big hair fail for her. And yet, the girl crush persists...
-Lindsay Lohan got high praise from her DUI judge today. On the other hand, her father was just arrested, so the balance of the universe has been restored.
-Randy Quaid and his wife still seem to be considering court dates optional. Yeah, great plan.
-Jennifer Lopez admits that she's finally joined the ranks of the lazy masses. Pull up a chair, lady!
-Another plus of letting yourself go? J. Lo says the paparazzi are no longer interested in her.
-Usher broke his finger. We're guessing it was from giving Justin Bieber a noogie.
-Did A-Rod split from Kate Hudson because she was too publicity hungry? Right, because he's so known for being private and egoless...
-Hurrah for holiday spirit! Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker seem to have ended their feud.
-Is it just me, or does it seem like Rihanna is always half-naked these days? Granted, if I looked like her I'd probably foresake clothes too...
-I'm not sure about the trailer for The Crazies -- it could be spooky, or it could be lame. But seeing Timothy Olyphant reminded me of Kevin Smith's HBO special in which he totally disses him, and that made watching the trailer totally worth it!
-Here's our first official look at Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning in The Runaways.
-The Golden Globe nominations came out today and for the most part they were pretty meh. (Julia Roberts? Really?). But I am so very, very happy about Glee leading the way in the TV categories. Go, Sue!
-As annoying as I found Justin Timberlake at this morning's nomination announcement (seriously, I should not have to listen to his schtick before 9am), I did like his shout-out to co-presenter John Krasinski when Emily Blunt's name was called.
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Posted
Dec 14 2009, 03:42 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Kourtney Kardashian just gave birth to a baby boy -- for all of you out there who inexplicably care.
-Whoa. Courtney Love has just lost custody of daughter Frances Bean!
-Uh-oh. Rumours are flying that Kate Hudson and A-Rod have split. (If true, it's probably a consequence of the public gushing. People, has Jessica Simpson taught us nothing?!?)
-In happier couple news, Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper may be house shopping. (You'll note that neither has ever talked publicly about their relationship. I'm just sayin'.)
-On the flip side: Jude Law and Sienna Miller might also be house shopping. Ugh.
-Check out the moment when a BBC interviewer tried to ask Nicole Kidman about Scientology. Her smile suddenly gets more frozen than her forehead.
-Chris Brown went on a Twitter tirade after visiting a Wal-Mart and not seeing his CD on the shelves. Question: what the heck is Chris doing in Wal-Mart?
-Someone really, really has to post this weekend's Second City skit with Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell on YouTube. Please?
-Orlando Bloom is denying rumours that he's popped the question to Miranda Kerr.
-One of the reasons Uma Thurman dumped her fiance is reportedly because he wanted to bring his own chef into their home. (For the record, I'd put 'personal chef' under the 'pros' column...)
-Sigh. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are even adorable when they're all bundled up.
-I love that Judah Friedlander (aka Frank) got Tina Fey a big box of Nerds for xmas. However, to all my friends who (incorrectly) insist I'm a real-life Liz Lemon, please note that I do not want catch phrase-referencing candy gifts. Let's keep it in the diamond family, mmm-kay??
-Lindsay Lohan may not have actually saved any kids, but her mother is still super proud. Yay?
-Anyone else love love love the idea of Patti Smith and Ralph Fiennes dating?!?
-I caught an advanced screening of The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus this weekend and I liked it a lot. It was weird and messy and beautiful and confusing, but in a good way.
-Uh-oh. Is Katie Holmes letting Suri dress her again?
-Ok, I admit it. I was wrong: Taylor Lautner didn't suck on SNL this weekend. I mean, the show was totally lame, but it wasn't his fault. At least he got a few laughs during the monologue, and the Twilight fan skit was kinda funny ("if those abs are real, the dude who played Jacob deserves an Oscar!").
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Posted
Dec 11 2009, 02:39 PM
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-Ouch! Madonna just lost her Louis Vuitton gig to a 25-year-old model.
-Hey waitresses! Here's some workplace incentive for ya: if you excel at your job, your boss might ask you to sleep with Owen Wilson. It's a win-win!
-I watched Glee last night. Sigh. Perfect, perfect television. Are we seriously expected to wait until April for fresh episodes? Seriously?
-Uh oh. Mischa Barton is reportedly back to her old ways. (And by that I mean her old partying ways, not her old actually-landed-a-TV-gig ways).
-I haven't watched Jersey Shore because it seems way, way too tasteless (I know, I know -- me? standards? crazy, right?), but it's really offending viewers, including Alyssa Milano. And this, coming from the girl who made Poison Ivy II...
-Speaking of Jersey Shore, the guy who punches a female contestant in an upcoming episode is actually a public school teacher. Wait, why am I not watching this show?!?
-A Hollywood madam claims Tiger Woods spent $60,000 one year on her escorts. Which seems really bad, until you realize that's only like 0.083% of his net worth. That makes it a sound bit better.
-How cute are Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan?? Cuter than kittens wrapped in rainbows topped with teddy bears, that's how!
-Less cute is Miley Cyrus getting all smoochy with her BF in Paris. Aren't you late for church, young lady?
-Newsflash -- Celine Dion's boy actually looks like a boy!
-First came yesterday's wonky Sex and the City 2 poster, and now there's a teaser photo of the ladies singing karaoke. I'm scared.
-Angelina Jolie is clearly not on Team Obama. She remains, however, a certified member of Team Clingy. (Hands off Ali, woman!)
-I love all the year-end Top 10 lists (love reading 'em, love making 'em, just love 'em!). And if I were to make a Top 10 Albums of the Decade list, Jason Collett's Idols of Exile would be near the top. So I'm thrilled that 1) he's releasing a new album next year, and 2) we can preview a song right now!
-And if I were making a Top 10 Books of the Decade list, I'd definitely have to include Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. (I was reading it on a long flight, and kept waking up my friend next to me to recite the funniest bits. I think she really appreciated that.) So I love the news that Natalie Portman is producing and starring in the film adaptation!
-This creepy food stealer video has to be fake, right? RIGHT??
-Love him or hate him, you gotta appreciate David Letterman's pestering of his guests. Check out how he digs for dirt on A-Rod with Kate Hudson.
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Posted
Dec 10 2009, 04:48 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Is anyone else really disappointed with the Sex and the City 2 poster? Between the boring outfit (is that - gulp - jersey?!?), SJP's weird biting-her-tongue pose, the random disco theme and the obscene amounts airbrushing, it all adds up to lame.
-My blog is up for a Canadian Blog Award (to whoever nominated me: air kisses!!). Click here to vote for Scandal Sheet, and I'll love you forevs!
-Paris Hilton is not too impressed with the cops. We're sure they're simply heartsick over it.
-Nic Cage's ex obviously didn't get the 'he's broke' memo.
-The mushy Christmas spirit must be getting to me -- I actually smiled a little over Nicole Richie's family portrait. Just a little.
-I've never been a big fan of Taylor Swift's curly hair, but this looks just...wrong.
-Speaking of Taylor, her "boyfriend" is hosting SNL this weekend. Why do I get the feeling I'll spend the whole episode peeking out from behind my fingers?
-I've gone the entire day without getting spoiled about the Glee finale. The entire day! Just a few more hours to go. (Aw crap, I totally just jinxed myself, didn't I? I'm gonna end up sitting next to a chatty Gleek on the subway tonight....)
-Despite strippergate, Fergie is standing by her man, and she really, really wants you to know it.
-Speaking of the Nine premiere, I don't know what I think about Nicole Kidman's dress. It's like a Dali painting -- everytime I look at it, I see something different.
-Ron Livingston is suing an anonymous Wikipedia author for altering his entry to say he's gay. Really? That's what you think has damaged your reputation? I'd be more concerned about being forever known as the buttface who broke up with Carrie on a Post-It.
-This George Clooney angle on the Tiger Woods story is breaking my heart a little so I'm just going to pretend it isn't happening and bury it way down deep in a little box until...it's...now....forgotten! Ahh, much better!
-Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were posing so hard on the red carpet last night, I'm amazed they didn't pull a muscle. I haven't seen a kiss that awkward since Michael laid one on Oscar in The Office.
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Posted
Dec 08 2009, 04:38 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-It makes me really sad when beautiful, gifted actresses prove they can sing on top of all their other natural talents. Thanks a lot for the latest self-esteem spiral, Kate Hudson!
-Speaking of Kates that are making me sad, Kate Gosselin just won't drop her 'my kids miss the cameras' schtick.
-Uma Thurman is no longer getting married to that guy no one really knew about in the first place.
-I don't know why this Star Trek video makes me laugh, but it does. "I have a business installing styrofoam nuns." Hee hee!
-The Family Ties kid was arrested again for throwing a stool at his friend. Alex P. Keaton would not approve.
-Is Mickey Rourke engaged to a 24-year-old? Rrurr-roh.
-It was Tiger Woods' mother-in-law who was rushed to the hospital, in case any of you are still interested in this tiny, underreported story...
-Meanwhile, the first endorsement fallout just landed.
-It really sucks that a 10th "lady" has come forward in this sad saga, mostly because it ruins our best nicknames for Tiger's harem (9-Irons, The Back Nine, etc).
-Jesse James's ex was blind-sided (see what I did there?) in her custody battle against James and Sandra Bullock.
-What in the world was John Stamos doing in those photos that are at the centre of his extortion plot? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
-Lindsay Lohan is heading to India to work with impoverished children. But haven't those kids suffered enough?
-Beyonce hired synchronized swimmers to perform at Jay-Z's birthday party. Sigh. I hate my life.
-These images of a ridiculously dressed Lady Gaga meeting the Queen are priceless.
-Well, at least she didn't flash any cleav, unlike Miley.
-Wait -- there are nude scenes in the next Harry Potter movie?!? I must have read the wrong book...
-Alleged girlfriend-biter Anthony Michael Hall will play a criminal on CSI: Miami. Yeah, that seems about right.
-To everyone I know on Facebook: please watch this. Think of it as a PSA.
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Posted
Dec 07 2009, 03:32 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Russell Brand is getting all gushy over Katy Perry. This is just weird.
-At least we have Jeremy Piven doing his part to keep the world on its axis. God bless you, Pivenator!
-Don't get too excited about Adam Lambert's reconcilation with ABC. His appearance on The View will be pre-taped to avoid anything actually interesting happening on that show...
-This is as close as Lindsay Lohan will ever get to dating Johnny Depp.
-I saw Invictus this weekend (which was amazing), but I found myself spending the whole movie trying to see if Morgan Freeman could move his left hand. Celebrity gossip has mushified my brain.
-I also caught Up in the Air last week. I didn't think it was possible, but the George Clooney hotness reaches new heights with this movie. Watching the scene where he's dancing at his sister's wedding -- I swear you could hear every woman in the theatre drop an ovary...
-The best New Moon review I've read was written by a cat. True story.
-I love love love that Jennifer Aniston hangs out with Laura Dern. It's like they've formed a "women whose men dumped them for Angelina" club.
-For those of you keeping score at home, Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses now number [drumroll please]....nine!
-Britney Spears' camp is fighting back at Courtney Love's latest cuckoo for cocoa puffs rant, which will no doubt anger C-Love and lead to another fist-smashing-the-keyboard blog entry. Can't wait!
-I really, really hope this blind item isn't about my beloved Gyllenspoon!
-This story about a Hannah Montana doll that drops the f-bomb made me way, way too happy.
-And then this story about How I Met Your Mother's Jason Segel hooking up with Lindsay Lohan had to come along and break my heart. Poo!
-Uh-oh. Nine is getting not great early reviews.
-James Franco calls his role on General Hospital "performance art." We just call it funny/hot.
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Posted
Dec 04 2009, 04:22 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Wow. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher just combined product placement, Twitter and sex talk. Synergy!
-Just in time to celebrate the holidays in the traditional, yelling-at-each-other-over-the-turkey way, Candy and Tori Spelling have reconciled. Whew!
-Much like Edward Cullen, the Taylor Lautner gay rumours just won't die. Time to stage another fro-yo date, STAT!
-Pamela Anderson cannot be stopped: now she's recording a pop single. It's called "High," which describes what we'll need to be before listening to it.
-Is it just me, or does Penelope Cruz always wear different versions of the exact same dress to every red carpet event she attends? We get it: you like full, feathery gowns. Let's move on, mmm-kay?
-It's a girl from Maya Rudloph. Love the name: Lucille.
-The Twi-hards aren't going to like this: here's the first pics of Kristen Stewart playing a stripper in her new movie.
-Meanwhile, the Twilight cast is pulling a Friends and joining forces to renegotiate their contracts.
-Miley Cyrus just got a lame tattoo under her boob. And you wonder why teens voted her the worst influence in 2009?
-The Lindsay Lohan/Jessica Alba's husband story is still going strong.
-Police were called to Brangelina's recently but sadly, it's not because their combined hottness suddenly made the house spontaneous combust.
-I didn't even know about this rumour that Glee's Finn and Rachel are dating in real life, but now I want to make it happen!
-How cute is Jake Gyllenhaal uncomfortably explaining a "merkin" to Jimmy Kimmel? Sigh.
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Dec 03 2009, 04:51 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-Lindsay Lohan (seen here without makeup - eek!) is back in the headlines today -- in a big way. First, there were rumours that she's hooking up with Entourage's Kevin Connelly (two years after dating his costar Adrian Grenier). And then came the big one: that she was spotted making out with Jessica Alba's husband. At the risk of stating the obvious: girl, you crazy!! Alba totally strikes us as someone who would cut a bitch.
-Britney Spears looks fantastic on the cover of Elle with her boys. Atta girl!
-The Oscar race is on and my pretend boyfriend is leading the pack: Up in the Air was just named the best film of 2009 by the National Board of Review. It opens here tomorrow night; don't get in my way unless you want an elbow to the face...
-Meanwhile, gunshots were heard near Clooney's home. Protect the face, George!
-Oprah and Dr Phil didn't just reunite on her show -- they also pretended they haven't been fighting for the past seven years.
-It's what I've always suspected: the Cookie Monster is a butt guy.
-What? Orlando Bloom had a total "oh, my shirt is chafing me" moment and I missed it? Crap.
-How heartbreakingly awesome was last night's Glee? Also awesome: this casting idea.
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Dec 02 2009, 03:12 PM
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-Jude Law and Sienna Miller continue to pursue their very bad idea.
-Happy birthday, Britney Spears! She's made it to 28 and she looks, um...hey, she's made it to 28!
-Mariah Carey is no diva and if you dare say that she is, she'll demand a public apology! You just can't get any more un-diva-like than that!
-Meanwhile, the Tiger Woods hits just keep comin'!
-This kinda sick FunnyorDie video is the best work Rachel Bilson's done in years.
-I know "Pokerface" spoofs are kinda lame at this point, but I'm just geeky enough to love this one.
-What's crazier? That Lindsay and Sam are actually on speaking terms again, or that they have John Mayer to thank for it?
-The baby secret (Terri's, not Quinn's) finally -- FINALLY -- comes out tonight on Glee.
-Speaking of coming out, Meredith Baxter (aka - the hippie mom on Family Ties) has revealed she's a lesbian mom. Let's hope no one's told Rupert Everett.
-Who needs simulated sex acts and/or bondage costumes? Susan Boyle is kicking Adam Lambert and Rihanna's butts on the charts.
-Natalie Portman says she didn't touch pot until she was in her 20s. Um, yeah, me too.
-Critics are falling all over themselves for George Clooney's new movie. How could they not? Out of Sight was on TV the other night. That bathtub scene? Day-um!
-Aw man. Chuck is going to be on the same time as How I Met Your Mother? Sigh.
-Speaking of TV, even though she doesn't have any lines in this Parenthood promo, it still gives me the warm 'n fuzzies to see Lauren Graham back on TV.
-The James Lipton PSAs are all kinds of funny. This one's my favourite.
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Dec 01 2009, 03:51 PM
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Jen@Dose
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-You know what? I knew -- I KNEW -- that clicking on a headline that reads "George Clooney 's Mom Meets His Girlfriend" would only bring pain and sadness into my life, but I just couldn't resist. What's wrong with me? I will be debating that question intensely with a pint of Chunky Monkey this evening...
-At least I can hold onto this quote, in which he jokes that his girlfriend is just some "random woman." Weird. That's my nickname for her too.
-More details are leaking from that Brangelina tell-all. It sounds like Team Aniston will be thrilled.
-Meanwhile, Brangelina are striking back by presenting a united front. I'm sure this PDA was supposed to reaffirm our faith in the power of their glorious love or something, but I just couldn't get past that thing that's growing on his chin...
-It's day three of "Gyllenspoon Watch." Today, Jake's assistant is seen moving bags out of Reese's house. Uh-oh. And they're now on different continents. Uh-oh squared.
-Aw shucks! Scientology is under attack again.
-Tiger Woods may have escaped criminal charges, but now he's dealing with new troubles. And it's just going to get worse.
-Adam Lambert says he acts the way he does because he used to be fat. Um, yeah...that's my excuse too!
-Aw man. There's no actual sex in Jennifer Lopez's sex tape.
-This made me kinda sorta like Keith Urban a little. Just a bit.
-Oh dear gawd. They're considering splitting Breaking Dawn up into two movies. We're just never, ever going to be free of Twilight again, are we?
-Speaking of Twilight, I love how everyone is suddenly talking about how Edward is abusive to Bella. Please. That realization is so three years ago.
-Here's the first photo from the new Harry Potter movie (which looks like it could be from any of them, but people are still losing their poo over it.)
-I dig this photo shoot for Empire magazine of actors revisiting their most famous roles. (The James McAvoy/Keira Knightly pics are adorable!)
-See? Just when you think Meryl Streep can't rock any harder, just goes and gets slurry/F-bomby while presenting an award.
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