- Have you already seen New Moon seven times today? If you haven't, clearly you just don't care. Or have a job. Or you're an adult. But hey, the midnight showings alone made $26.3million US , so it's probably going to make about forty gabazajillion dollars this weekend. (Oh, sorry, Catholics, but the Vatican doesn't like New Moon.)

- Not only does Miley Cyrus dislike Twilight, but she also dressed up as a prostitute for her 17th birthday party. So clearly her judgment isn't the best.

- Jude Law's ex, Sadie Frost, is writing a tell-all book about their former relationship. Was anyone really clamouring for such a book?

- A flight attendant is suing Jennifer Lopez after the attendant was allegeldy attacked by J. Lo's dog because she was "carrying silverware." Wow, even Lopez' dog is a diva.

- Is Robert Downey, Jr. going to retire from acting? But then I'll have to resort to stalking in order to see him, and my lawyer says I can't do that anymore without violating my parole.

-Poor Dawson Leery: first Joey dumps him for Pacey, and now he's officially getting divorced.

- Kim Kardashian denies that she's had plastic surgery. Yes, she actually said this, out loud, to people who can see her.

- More proof of why Tina Fey should be my best friend: we make fun of our bosses with reckless abandon. (Uh, I mean, no, I don't - especially not behind your back!)

- The Saved by the Bell reunion is cancelled. Man, now I'm going to have to live my own life.

- There's a lot of of really good buzz around the midseason show Life UneXpected (I hate the capital X in the title, but whatevs), and even though I don't know if it will air in Canada, the trailer definitely looks really good. It will probably make me cry about a million times.