- I love, love, LOVE this story about how Brad Pitt passed on an easy gig that paid $5 million US in order to take his kids trick-or-treating. Curse you, Angelina!
- Speaking of men I love dating women I hate, is Mark "Puck" Salling from Glee now dating Audrina Patridge? Don't be hypnotized by her dead, dead eyes, Mark!
- And then there are people I hate dating people I hate even more: Avril Lavigne is reporteldy moving on to Wilmer Valderrama. Blerg.
- Only a few hours before the first New Moon screenings! Are you adequately excited? I'm not sure you are. If you want an idea of what you're in for, here's a review.
- Pamela Anderson has sat down her two kids to tell them about her sex tape with ex-husband Tommy Lee. There is a conversation nobody EVER wants to have with their parents. You're welcome for that mental image, by the way.
- Amy Winehouse's latest hospital stay wasn't because she "mixed cold medications" (snerk) but because her new breast implants were leaking. You are also welcome for that mental image.
- I love Donald Glover on Community, and I extra love him after this interview in which he talks about his switch from a 30 Rock writer to Community actor.
- If you're Mariah Carey and you've been invited to turn on the Christmas lights in a nice ceremony, what do you need? Twenty white kittens and 100 white doves, apparently.
- Will Ferrell's been chosen as the world's most overpaid actor, which... isn't entirely false. Not that Ferrell isn't funny (he is!), but his movie choices recently have not been the best.