- January Jones really was terrible on Saturday Night Live last week. Awful! Of course, I don't think she's as great on Mad Men as other people seem to think she is, but compared to her SNL performance, she's practically Meryl Streep on Mad Men.

- Kathy Lee Gifford also wasn't impressed with SNL, but not because of Jones: she really, really hates Kristin Wiig's impression of her.

- So apparently, Lindsay Lohan doesn't pay for drinks, dammit! Maybe if bars had been a little more vigilant about making her pay for drinks, it would have saved us all a world of pain.

- I'm really not digging Hayden Panettiere's new bangs. It makes her look like a soccer mom trying to look sexy (and failing).

- OMG, you guys, Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas totally kissed! OK, it was just for Camp Rock 2, but STILL.

- So after all that gossip about Kellan Lutz's tempestuous fling with AnnaLynne McCord, the New Moon star is claiming they never dated at all. Riiiight, and Kristen and Rob are "just friends."

- It's a day that ends in y, which means Amy Winehouse is in the hospital because of "complications with medications."

- Megan Fox is still bitching about why Jennifer's Body failed, and this time, she's blaming Middle America. Yeah, it can't have been that the movie just wasn't that good.

- In "what were you thinking?" news, the UK posters for Couples Retreat airbrushed two of the not "as recognizable" actors out of the photo. Except that they happened to be the only black actors in the movie. The mind boggles.

- Will Arnett possibly appearing on Parks and Recreation?! Just when I thought this season couldn't get any better.