-Kristen Stewart is getting so sick of answering relationship questions, she's started dropping the f-bomb. She's at her best when she's a little lippy, huh?
-Madonna is going to take a break from the constant self-promotion...and start promoting her boytoy instead. Um, yay?
-I really didn't want to like the trailer for Angelina Jolie's latest movie as much as I do. It's like Wanted (without the silly bullet bending crap, or the yummy James McAvoy).
-Speaking of Angie, she may costar with Johnny Depp. Can our eyeballs handle that much beauty on one screen?
-Fergie continues to her denial mission. Thank goodness these stripper allegations came to light. Otherwise, we'd never get such fascinating soundbites like how Josh loves her "extra meat"!
-It makes me all kinds o' happy that Chris Brown's new tour appears to be tanking.
-The teacup pig craze knows no bounds! Even the Beckhams aren't immune!
-Did the Hoff get into a fight with an old man at a BC casino? What did the old dude do, hassle him?
-I can't believe Taylor Swift is wasting her Kanye West jokes on the SNL promos. Save the good stuff for the show, sweetie!