Heath Ledger video stalled; Elisha Cuthbert mauled

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Heath Ledger video stalled; Elisha Cuthbert mauled

-Wow. You know entertainment shows have crossed the line in their coverage of Heath Ledger when even Billy Bush is calling it tacky.

-What???? Paris Hilton was caught playing tongue hockey with Elisha Cuthbert? (That might explain why all of my male coworkers' heads just exploded...)

-Man, Dr. Phil just cannot stop himself from commenting on Britney Spears, huh?

-Speaking of Britney, the war between her family and Sam Lutfi is really heating up. Her parents have forbidden her legal team from talking to him and have reportedly barred him from the hospital, while he's fighting back in a statement to Access Hollywood.

-So, exactly how much do we all think Katsuya Restaurant paid Katherine Heigl to say all this crap? Stay classy, Kath!

-Speaking of classy, Ethan Hawke just knocked up his former nanny.

-Is your obsession with tonight's return of Lost bordering on unhealthy? Did you sit through last night's two-hour repeat of the finale, ignoring pleas to turn it off even when ABC decided to litter it with Pop Up Video-style bubbles that said inane shit like "Wow! Can you believe Jack just told Kate he loves her? OMG!" No? Um...yeah...me neither. *cough*

-Sigh. Madonna continues to make more money than Jesus.

-Is it sad that I actually laughed while watching Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl commercial? Yes, I'm sure it is...

-I love that George Clooney brought his parents to his first day of work at the UN. (Did I mention that I dreamt a few nights ago I was introducing George to Barack Obama, but first I made him sit through a Q&A session with the cast of One Tree Hill? That settles it, no more tequila shots before bed!)

-Why doesn't cool shit like this ever spontaneously break out when I'm on the subway?!?