A hot, steaming pile of celebrity gossip, updated daily!
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Aug 31 2007, 01:35 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Chad Michael Murray calls K-Fed a "nice guy." Isn't that like Pete Doherty vouching for Tara Reid's sobriety?
-"It's Britney, bitch!" That how our favourite trainwreck starts out her comeback single, which really says it all. Click here to listen if you're feeling particularly masochistic today.
-Meanwhile, meltdown expert 50 Cent finally relinquishes his long-awaited analysis of Britney's downward spiral.
-File under "Who Knew?": Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are still going strong. Unfortunately, the whole part of him being a total asshole who's completely undeserving of her hasn't changed a bit.
-Sienna Miller just couldn't get any more charming if she tried, huh?
-Did Larry Birkhead buy Anna Nicole's baby from Howard K. Stern? No wonder he's so pissed that OK! magazine isn't allowing him to get a good return on his investment!
-This might actually be my favourite George Clooney photo ever.
-Colin Firth's stalker was arrested...and it wasn't me! (Whew!)
-Speaking of photos, here's some completely candid, in-no-way-orchestrated pics of Nicole Richie and her sperminator.
-The best part about Britney Spears' upcoming VMA performance? She's going to disappear! I wonder how much we'd have to pay Criss Angel to keep her that way....
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Aug 29 2007, 03:30 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Illusionist Criss Angel told a reporter he never casts magical spells over women, and he just gets so much hot celebrity tail 'cause he's charming. He then added, "Now, when I count to three, you're going to wake up and not remember that I stole your wallet and unhooked your bra."
-Courtney Love claims she tried to save Owen Wilson. Is this like the time she tried to "save" Pete Doherty? Step away from the troubled celebs, Court!
-Speaking of Pete, he and Kate Moss are anxious to make some crack babies.
-Why did Jessica Alba take Cash Warren back? Judging from this picture, it's because he lets her smell his hands after he's eaten lunch, thereby fulfilling her daily nutrional requirements.
-It's bordering on obscene how much I heart James McAvoy. I'll even tolerate having to stare at Keira Knightley's abnormally large head just to catch a glimpse of him!
-It's been 24 hours since we've talked about Britney Spears doing something stupid. Let's remedy the situation right away, shall we? She ran out of gas, got a parking ticket, passed up an amazing song, lost a contact lens and showed off her dimpley ass. Ahhhhh, the world has returned to its natural order.
-OMG! Justin Timberlake is actually touching Jessica Biel's shoulder! Squeal!
-Tom Brady had a hard time celebrating the birth of his bastard son, what with his ex being all "oh no you di-n't!" at the hospital. Women! Pffft!
-Michael Lohan is accusing Dina's new boyfriend of being a rapist. Gee, and I thought my holiday family dinners were awkward...
-Brad Pitt and George Clooney are headed to the Venice Film Festival? Alright, I guess I'll allow it, but you boys better not be tired out when you get here a week later for TIFF!
-And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Joss Whedon remains my favourite TV producer.
-When Angelina's away, Brad only has eyes for one girl - cutie pie Zahara. Lucky little brat!
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Aug 28 2007, 03:45 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Why does Angelina have to go to Iraq and be all amazing 'n shit, thereby making it impossible for me to ridicule her? Well played, 'Ho-lie. Well played.
-It's amazing that Britney Spears' ex-manager is actually sticking up for her. Sounds like somebody needs to renew their subscription to Us Weekly...
-The reports of Owen Wilson's suicide attempt seem to be based on fact, sadly.
-Someone out there is actually dumb enough to agree to marry Jason Wahler? Heidi, is that you?
-This might just be the most disturbing Danny Devito-related video I've seen in a long time (or at least the last two days...)
-Even if Larry Birkhead had a legitimate reason for showing up to the Teen Choice Awards, it doesn't make it any less creepy.
-Kimberly Stewart, who usually looks like she fell face-first into a hornet's nest, provides further proof that Photoshoppe is the best invention ever.
-Uh-oh. Sounds like Tom Cruise has shipped his kids off to Scientology summer camp. Nicole Kidman better put down the Botox needle and get her ass over there before they drink the Kool-Aid.
-While Amy Winehouse's inlaws are urging a fan boycott, her and her hubby are living large in the Caribbean (and offering up some disturbingly awkward poses for the paparazzi. Ewww.)
-Sienna Miller doesn't like the nickname "Sleeparound Sienna." WTF is she complaining about? That's way better than what I usually call her -- UBSS or "Untalented Blonde Skank Stupidhead."
-Now that Jenna Jameson has removed her implants and weighs as much as a coattrack, she's gotta get creative to keep her pervy porn fans interested.
-Cameron Diaz plays stupid when asked about Owen Wilson in the video below. (Although to be fair, it's next to impossible to tell if she's just playing...)
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Aug 27 2007, 03:52 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-It's about freakin' time! Britney is currently under investigation for child abuse. We're guessing these pics of Sean Preston reaching out to grab hold of mommy's ciggie won't help her case. But don't worry. At least her puppy is alright.
-Meanwhile, Mama and Papa Spears bury the hatchet long enough to ensure the boys can enjoy at least one Red Bull-free afternoon.
-The Owen Wilson saga came completely out of nowhere (he was not the brother I was worried about). Of course, now everyone's split between blaming Kate Hudson, and theorizing that the suicide rumour was put out there to cover up a just-as-tragic-but-much-less-sympathetic drug overdose. Either way, sad sad sad.
-Is Madonna so out of touch that she's stealing song ideas from the only person in the music industry who will never, ever have another hit?
-Vanessa Hudgen is working overtime to convince everyone that she and Zac Efron totally heart each other! Like, for realsies!
-Speaking of the High School Musical crew, they totally owned last night's Teen Choice Awards.
-It seems that John Mayer is so five minutes ago. Relationship pinball Cameron Diaz has already moved on to Alias hottie Bradley Cooper. Damn you, Cam! Don't you realize that my tenuous admiration for you is wholly dependant on your hooking up with sleazy guys I could never be jealous of? Just go back to Criss Angel and let's try to put this behind us.
-Why is Jessica Simpson sucking in her tummy like that? And what's with the purse hiding it? Do I smell a complex?
-Wentworth Miller is stepping out with T.R. Knight's ex-boyfriend. I'm sure that doesn't mean anything, though. *single tear*
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Aug 24 2007, 03:24 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Just when you were coming to terms with your seething anger over Lindsay Lohan's plea bargain comes news that Nicole Richie had to spend just 82 minutes in jail! CBS has helpfully compiled a list of things you can do in 82 minutes. (It surprisingly doesn't include 'banging your head against a wall', which is how I spent my morning.)
-Brad Pitt does his best to negotiate with the paparazzi before bringing out his kids. Upon hearing of this tactic, Britney Spears asked "what does 'negotiate' mean?"
-Just in case you weren't already convinced that Michael Douglas doesn't deserve Catherine Zeta Jones, here's a picture of her topless.
-Anxious that his Young Hollywood membership will be revoked following his show's abrupt cancellation, the kid from John from Cincinatti just got busted for DUI and driving the wrong way down a one-way street. Dude's got a bright future in this town!
-The same day Lindsay Lohan publicly admits to being an addict, Dina Lohan says her kids are "in a wonderful place." Do you think it physically hurts to be that stupid?
-Here's more sad, sad pictures of Amy Winehouse and her junkie husband.
-Why would anyone want to steal Kirsten Dunst's clothes? Haven't they seen her wardrobe?
-Just because Hayden Panettiere is 18 now, doesn't make it any less icky to see her all tarted up.
-Speaking of Hayden, I don't understand the new Heroes promo. To be fair though, I am kinda dumb.
-Say what you want about Jennifer Aniston, but the woman can work a bikini.
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Aug 23 2007, 02:53 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-It turns out getting behind the wheel when you're crazed and coked out isn't such a bad thing to do after all...as long as you're famous.
-To celebrate being the luckiest 'ho-bag in all of Hollywood, Lindsay left rehab to buy beer. Sigh.
-Bridget Moynahan scores a touchdown in the battle for Tom Brady's heart. Gisele still has a hotter endzone, though.
-Terrance Howard continues his crusade against dirty, toilet-paper-using women.
-Kate Walsh tries to squash worries that she's rushing things with her new boyfriend by dragging him down the aisle. Yeah, that'll do it.
-The four most loathsome words in the English language: Fred Durst to direct.
-Check out The Hoff's performance on America's Got Talent. And he's in charge of judging other people! Oh, the irony.
-Nice tanktop, Zac Efron! Does it come in hetero?
-Lil' Suri remains the cutest alien baby in all the land.
-So I was listening to this new leaked song that's supposedly Britney's new single, and I was praying (praying!!!) that it wasn't really her and that she'd never pin her comeback hopes on such a crappy tune. That was, until I got to the middle and heard her oh-so-distinctive speaking voice, rattling off her grocery list. Damn it! It's like she wants us to ridicule her!
-In case Brangelina ever breaks up, Brad has already called dibs on the white kid.
-It looks like Jessica Alba is having trouble "cashing" out.
-I am soooo pre-ordering the My So-Called Life DVD boxset. Until then, I'll just keep obsessively re-watching my favourite scene. That's not weird, right?
-Megan Fox remains way, way too hot to be dating the guy who stole Donna Martin's virginity.
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Posted
Aug 22 2007, 02:43 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Foxy Brown wasn't able to outfox the legal system -- the belly-bumpin', Blackberry busting beeyotch has been thrown into jail for violating probation.
-Blame Canada! This might just be the weirdest story of the day. (Although I always did have a sneaking suspicion that Oprah and Mick Jagger were somehow responsible for the increased gunplay in my Toronto 'hood...)
-Like the crazy, wild kids that they are, Reese and Jake vacationed in the ever-happening hotspot of Martha's Vineyard. I wonder which one brought the Bengay?
-I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the trailer for Woody Allen's new film actually looks good. (Not as good as Lars and the Real Girl, though!)
-If Christina Aguilera is serious about keeping this whole pregnancy thing under wraps, perhaps she should stop wearing sheer, see-through tops.
-Speaking of pregnancy peeking, Nicole Richie is actually starting to resemble a member of the human race again!
-Isn't it amazing how OK! magazine managed to capture these "candid" pictures of Lindsay Lohan looking all pensive and repentant? I wonder how many of her kids' kidneys Dina had to sell for that one?
-Like Jennifer Love Hewitt, I cry everytime I see Ghost Whisper, too. I'm pretty sure it's for different reasons, though.
-Last week, Sienna Miller was dating the gay guy from Brothers & Sisters. This week, she's dating Hugh Grant's icky roommate in Notting Hill (and showing off her boobies). If these guys weren't so gross, she'd kinda be my new hero.
-Anyone else think Kate Moss deserves whatever she gets at this point? Loser.
-Beyonce flashed her boobs onstage in Toronto. Luckily for her, the human brain can't process such awesomeness, and automatically super-imposes a pixelated shield over her ta-tas.
-Amy Sedaris continues to rock my world.
-Just because it's been a while since Brangelina reminded everyone how much better they are than us.
-Bill Murray in Sweden: "Drunk? Immmm not drunk! I don't need no breffalyzer. [Hic]"
-Random fact of the day: 30 different babies played Claire's kid on Lost last season.
-Enough, Fergie! No one's jumping on your high-waisted-jeans bandwagon, no matter what colour you wear.
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Aug 21 2007, 12:00 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Now that every movie studio in town has suddenly "lost" her number, Lindsay Lohan is planning to record another album. 'Cause lord knows, the music industry is just the place for a reformed, rehab-hopping starlet looking to stay on the straight and narrow.
-This photo of Elijah Wood is eerily similar to a dream I once had about him. I've already said too much.
-It turns out Adam Levine didn't really compare Maria Sharpova to a dead frog in bed. 'Cause everyone knows he doesn't have enough game to score with a dead frog.
-Not that I'm complaining about K-Fed finally getting a job, but does it have to be on the show that tried to shove "Pete Wentz: The Actor" down our throats?
-Is Pete Doherty packing a horseshoe (along with all those smuggled heroin packets) up his bum? How else to explain why he's not rotting in a jail cell by now?
-Speaking of Pete, I dunno why he and Amy Winehouse are so scared of rehab. Hasn't Lindsay taught us all that it's just like an activity-packed spa, without the high-pressure upsell of expensive product?
-How does Cuba Gooding Jr. still manage to attract five women at once? Am I the only one who saw the Daddy Day Camp trailer???
-Unlike Nicole Richie's spawn, we will never, ever have to worry about Christina Aguilera's kid getting enough to eat.
-Veronica Mars on Heroes? But she's already my hero! That shit's just gonna get confusing.
-Scary Spice insists her new hubby isn't a wife beater, adding "I should know - we've been married 3 whole hours!"
-I wonder how Rebecca Romijin feels about Jerry O'Connell keeping his wedding band in his underwear?
-Adrian Grenier continues to break my heart by dating Paris Hilton, but at least he's taking her to great documentaries.
-I went to an early screening of The Nanny Diaries last week. Variety says Scarlett Johansson is "too voluptuously beautiful" for the role. I would have went with "coma-inducingly horrific" but hey, I'm just glad someone else hated it, too.
-Speaking of 'Ho-hansson, it looks like she's Ryan Reynold's latest lapse in judgement.
-Hello, Ugly Sweaty! Perhaps America Ferrera should try Beyonce's patented 'airing out the airpits' pose?
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Posted
Aug 17 2007, 04:00 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Criss Angel spent another night in a hotel with Britney Spears. Let's hope the illusionist will be able to make those STDs disappear.
-Of course, now they're claiming Criss was only in her hotel room to work on their choreography for the VMAs. Mmmm-hmmm. I know I do my best dancing at 4 a.m.
-Joel Madden isn't even married yet, and already he's whipped harder than Angelina 'Ho-lie's ex-lovers.
-Lindsay Lohan's parents have finally agreed on something! (Other than the need to suck their cash cow children dry, of course.)
-Yes, I know The Hills is pretty freakin' fake. And yes, I really don't care.
-While fleeing rehab and being chased by the paparazzi, it's probably not a great idea to indulge in petty crime. I'm just sayin.
-Kate Hudson and her new man are still going strong. I wonder how long it'll take him to start looking homeless. Our girl has that effect on men.
-I was thrilled to find a cute dress to wear to the film fest, and then the Toronto Star had to go and do a story on it, ensuring everyone and their dog now owns it. Why you have to go play me like that, Star?
-And women still continue to sleep with this guy? Like, voluntarily? I just don't get it.
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Posted
Aug 16 2007, 03:36 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-I've gotta say, I didn't think Regis Philbin would be the one to scoop the Joel Madden/Nicole Richie engagement news. The Reege still gots it!
-And now for his latest trick: Criss Angel will make Britney Spears' clothes disappear! (Though seriously, that doesn't take much talent these days.)
-Speaking of disturbing new couples, is Cameron Diaz really dating John Mayer? First JT, now JM? Sweetie, if you're that scared of balls, just go play for the other team already.
-I didn't think I'd ever be able to top the hideous Clay Aiken clip I linked to yesterday. That was, of course, until I heard the new song from The Hills' Heidi Montag. Which features...wait for it...rapping by Spencer! I apologize in advance for the profuse ear bleeding this will cause. [Update: Of course they're now saying the song is just a joke. Of course!]
-I went to Beyonce's fashion line launch last night. That girl is beautiful up close -- absolutely flawless! Unfortunately, her clothing line looks like something from the Siren's bargain bin. Can't win 'em all, B.
-I'm beginning to fear for Selma Hayek's health. I don't know much about this baby birthin' stuff, but I don't think it's supposed to stay in there for 15 months.
-Wait, so does this mean that Amy Winehouse is back in rehab? Sigh. Don't ya miss the days when the only thing confusing about her was why she didn't get her coke teeth fixed?
-You know why the situation in Darfur is still so screwed up? Because teen sensation JoJo hasn't been able to offer her advice on it, that's why! Thank god she's rectifying the situation on her blog.
-These pics from Britney's Allure photo shoot have convinced me to hire a full-time air-brusher to follow me everywhere I go.
-Sorry Suri fans. The TomKat tot won't be gracing magazine ads in tiny Gap khakis anytime soon.
-Cindy Crawford's little girls are adorable, until you find out that one of them is actually a little boy.
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Posted
Aug 15 2007, 01:56 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Another day, another deluge of Bad Britney cover stories. Us Weekly has an unflattering spread about how she tries to seduce the nannies, OK! says her ex-assistant (who is the latest to get subpeona'd by K-Fed) is now her lover, Star claims Brit uses whitening strips on her kids' teeth, Allure slams her for skipping their interview (but still gives her the courtesy of heavy Photoshopping) and the National Enquirer says she once hit K-Fed with a frying pan. (Ok, but that last one isn't so bad. I mean, who hasn't wanted to slap him upside the head with a heavy object at least once?)
-Heidi's boobs aren't the only thing about her that's fake. Turns out that fugly ring Spencer gave her on The Hills premiere isn't really a diamond.
-On a brief respite from rehab, Lindsay Lohan beelines to a spray-on tan salon to reclaim her orange glow. Is bitch hoping to get an endorsement deal from Cheetos?
-Screw the Daily Mail! Jennifer Lopez can still work a bikini, barely visible cellulite and all.
-I don't know who did this to Brandon Davis, but they're my new hero.
-Ok, so everyone's loving these pics of Anne Hathaway seemingly being very naughty with her BF on a yacht. I'm just not buying it though. Exhibit A: There's other people lying right next to them. Exhibit B: He's talking on the phone, and my girl Anne wouldn't tolerate that shit. Exhibit C: We're talking about the chick from the Princess Diaries here, gutter-brains!
-I know I'm risking the wrath of Claymates right now, but this is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Ever.
-Mandy Moore, who I usually worship, delivered a brutal one-two punch to my heart today: first by covering "Umbrella", then by being photographed with John Mayer.
-Joe Pesci is engaged to Angie Everhart. Wait, what?
-Katie Holmes may say that she's considering the role of Wonder Woman for the good of her career, but she's really just hoping the costume will finally get Tom's attention in the bedroom.
-You know why I love Foxy Brown? 'Cause despite all her legal woes, she still doesn't hesitate to beat down her neighbor with a Blackberry, that's why!
-Teri Hatcher is getting too old for this kind of thing, don't cha think?
-Speaking of heavily airbrushed photos, go to this site, click on the 'Portfolio' section and wave your mouse over the pics to see the before and afters. I especially like the one where they shaved 10 lbs off Kelly Clarkson and 10 years off Nicolette Sheridan.
-Peter Sarsgaard is felled by Lyme disease. (Pssst, Pete! You're not actually supposed to 'fess up with the details of your ailment. Repeat after me: "exhaustion, exhaustion, exhaustion!")
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Posted
Aug 14 2007, 03:51 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Firecrotch's chase victims joyride partners don't seem to appreciate the one fleeting moment of excitement the starlet brought into their otherwise dreary existence. Ungrateful bastards.
-Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are requesting a media blackout during their custody trial. Cause, you know, they're such private people.
-Meanwhile, Britney's former assistant is telling all to a magazine, and her former bodyguard has just been ordered to testify. Which just leaves her former drug dealer to wonder when it'll be his time to shine.
-The couple that rehabs together, stays together. At least until one of them starts making googley eyes at their drug counselor during prayer circle, anyway.
-How come no one has staged an intervention for Evan Rachel Wood yet? Do I have to do everything around here?!? Geez!
-Sienna Miller is never going to give up her habit of boinking costars, is she?
-The only good thing about Jenna Jameson turning into a walking stick insect is that her rapidly disappearing frame is making her implants look even bigger.
-Isn't it cute how James Van Der Beek tries to convince us that Katie Holmes still takes his calls?
-Did we all watch The Hills season premiere last night? A nightclub catfight within the first 15 mins? Better than Christmas!!
-If anything can possibly revive sagging box office sales, it's gonna be a full-on makeout scene between Mary-Kate Olsen and Ben Kingsley!
-Mandy Patinkin finds that the set of the hit show he abruptedly quit is a lonely, lonely place to be.
-How can anyone question Britney Spears's parenting skills? She's even wearing underwear in front of her kids, for chrissakes! We're talking true sacrifice here, people!
-Speaking of Britney, she may try to stage her comeback at the VMAs. The stakes are high, so expect her to writhe around with a live tiger, make out with the Pope and cure cancer with her tears, along with the usual snake-dancing, Madonna-kissing schtick.
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Posted
Aug 13 2007, 04:32 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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This might actually be the lamest celebrity news day in recent history. Unless, of course, you're really, really invested in what Rosie O'Donnell is bitching about these days on her blog.
-It's National Family Outing day, with Brangelina gathering their growing brood for a typically educational trip to the museum, while TomKat continued to show off their fake love at the zoo. Don't worry, little Suri! We're sure everyone's daddy disappeared for three hours to the public restroom.
-Victoria Beckham is working on her new clothing line, so soon you too can look like an alien hooker!
-Contrary to photographic evidence, Rumer Willis was not involved in some horrific accident that cut short her fledging acting career. Damn.
-I'm pretty sure this was the best movie I've seen all year.
-K-Fed, when even the guy who cast Keanu Reeves in a movie doesn't want you, it's time to give up the dream!
-Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that K-Fed is a golddigger. Um, didn't we already learn that like, 3 years ago?
-Despite reports, Colin Farrell assures us he has not knocked up anyone yet this week.
-The mental image of Lindsay Lohan cleaning toilets gives me way, way too much joy. The only thing that would make it better is if we find out she's using her coke pants as a rag.
-I wonder if Chris Evans' neighbors would mind if I crashed with them for a while?
-Need further proof that Angelina 'Ho-lie is wasting away before our eyes? Check out this squirm-worthy picture.
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Aug 10 2007, 03:14 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Even if he is just hanging out with Paris Hilton for the sake of his new documentary, it still feels like Adrian Grenier has cut out my heart and plunged it into a vat of boiling tears.
-They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab and she said yes, yes, yes.
-Ed Harris is really not that big of a star to be pulling this shit.
-The Hills' resident villian/ventriloquist dummy Spencer Pratt may actually be on to something.
-Britney Spears' hot tub assault victim is everything we dreamed he'd be, and so much more!
-Pregnancy does the body good! Nicole Richie is showing off her new belly bump, along with some new lady lumps.
-With a few measly vacation photos, Diane Kruger stomps on my dreams. And of course, Joshua Jackson just has to rub it in by reading an impressively challenging book. Sigh.
-Ashlee Simpson refuses to let Pete Wentz share his mascara with anyone but her.
-If I wanted Christopher Walken to teach me anything, it'd be how to frighten children with my cold, dead stare, not how to cook a chicken.
-It makes me irrationally angry that Katie Holmes can look this good without a speck of makeup.
-I can't believe the guy in Brad Pitt's DUI case took the plea bargain, thereby depriving us of seeing the Bradster as a juror. Dude should have totally taken one for the team!
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Aug 09 2007, 04:07 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Here comes even more evidence that Britney Spears learned everything she knows about parenting from Dina Lohan. Bitch wasn't even phased by a recent mother-to-mother tête-à-tête.
-Speaking of Brit, her people (who knew she still had any of those left?) are still trying to convince us that a body double wasn't used for her smokin' hot perfume ad. Compare the ad with these new pics of the Britster in the hottub with that frat boy. Mmm-hmmm.
-This is by far the best headline I've read all week: "Jessica Alba Got Herpes From Derek Jeter!" (I knew if I didn't tell anyone what I was thinking about when I blew out my candles, my birthday wish would totally come true!!!)
-Why is Whitney Houston hanging around Bobby Brown again? And why do they look like they were just stung in the face by a thousand pissed off bees?
-Screw what Page Six said earlier this week -- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are still on. That's right, folks! Gyllenspoon lives!!!
-Poor Brigett Moynahan. I think a traffic cone may be gestating in her belly.
-Don't want to spend the $13.95 on a ticket to see I Know Who Killed Me? Just check out this very short, very horrible YouTube recap for all the "highlights".
-For someone so young, Vanessa Hudgens gives good beard.
-Keith Richards is now confirming that he did indeed snort his father's ashes. I never doubted it for a second.
-I'm pretty freakin' stoked that the Chocolate Rain dude is finally getting some love, first from John Mayer, then Jimmy Kimmel. I've had that stupid song stuck in my head all week. Biggest surprise: dude actually talks like that!
-I never thought I'd say this, but Debra Messing needs to stop messing around and put on a bra.
-Dexter fans must totally check out this site! You can send your friends a way-too-realistic newscast about how a serial killer is after them. (But don't send it to your mother, 'cause she just won't get that it's all fake. Learned that one the hard way...)
-I'm so calling bullshit on this story about MTV prohibiting Heidi and Spencer from trash-talking Lauren before The Hills premiere! Turning down kick-ass free publicity? That makes as much sense as a studio head prohibiting Scarlett 'Ho-hansson from showing off her ta-tas onscreen.
-Danny Strong (aka - Jonathan on Buffy and Doyle on Gilmore Girls) is writing a screenplay? I'm so watching the results!
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