A hot, steaming pile of celebrity gossip, updated daily!
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Jul 31 2007, 03:26 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-And here it is: the first photo of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal together. It's kind of like looking at a box of kittens surrounded by a rainbow, innit?
-Pete Doherty is desperately trying to win Kate Moss back, by proposing to another woman. Hmmm...British logic confuses me.
-As bad as Britney Spears looks, at least she's wearing undergarments. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, has already reverted to her cooch-flashing ways.
-Star Jones finally admits to having gastric bypass surgery. Oh, and if that's news to you, I should also tell you that the Earth is round and Paris Hilton is a skank-bag.
-Mandy Moore pretends to feel bad for Zach Braff to sell more records. Sigh. This sucks cause I love them both -- it's like having to choose between two wounded puppies and I just can't do it. In the immortal words of 90210's Kelly Taylor, "I choose me!"
-I find Lane Garrison's anti drunk-driving PSA pretty freakin' heartbreaking. (And I'm dead inside.)
-A judge has told Dina and Michael Lohan to shut up, taking the words right out of our mouths.
-As screwed up as Anna Nicole Smith's kid is gonna be, at least she'll grow up secure in the knowledge that she doesn't share any DNA with this guy.
-Interesting: Jen Aniston still does brunch with ex Brad Pitt's BFF, George Clooney.
-Speaking of my secret boyfriend, does anyone else think it's about time George re-gained some weight?
-Donald Trump has invited Lindsay Lohan to be on the Apprentice. Apparently, next season he'll be shopping for a manager who can relate to the coked-out whores in his strip club franchise.
-Only someone as sick as the maker of the Saw movies would cast Paris Hilton in an opera.
-Just when you didn't think Courtney Love couldn't possibly look any worse comes these pictures.
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Jul 30 2007, 02:34 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Sorry to be the bearer of bad news for the two people out there who are still holding out hope that Britney and K-Fed will reconcile, but their divorce just became finalized. Seeing as she refuses to flush, is cheap, and can't even work a stripper pole anymore, she's of no more use to him.
-Jenna Elfman continues the grand ol' Hollywood tradition of ensuring kids get beat up at school on a daily basis.
-I always had a sneaking suspicion that Faith Hill secretly rocked, and this video of her getting possessive over her hubby's balls totally confirms it.
-Usher is having a bad week. First his wedding gets called off at the last minute, and now his knocked up girlfriend might be in labour.
-Scroll down to the Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Brodrick item on this page. Hmmm...I think they're trying to tell us something about this couple, but I just can't put my finger on it...
-Don't make Rob Schneider angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
-Which actress gained weight after getting knocked up by her "scoundrel ex-boyfriend"? Some are saying Jessica Simpson, but that's just too juicy to be relegated to 'blind item' status.
-Damn, Jamie Pressly looks good for just having a baby, in a trashy, mesh shirt-wearing kinda way.
-Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox took a stroll on the beach, hopefully using the opportunity to discuss which nubile up-and-coming starlets they should suck the youth from.
-The rumours that Kirsten Dunst kicked out her boyfriend 'cause he's a slob just don't ring true to me. Bitch looks as hygenie-adverse as Britney.
-I really hope you've all caught on to the joy and wonder that Hey, Paula! can bring to your life. If you haven't seen this trainwreck of a show yet, hang your head in shame before checking out this clip:
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Jul 27 2007, 02:35 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Ok, seriously, WTF is going on with celebrities this week? Not only did Nicole Richie and her fetus make a surprise deal and get sentenced to four days in the slammer, but now the real details are emerging about Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrest, and this shit is crazier than anything we could ever dream up! She commandeered an SUV from three virtual strangers? She ran over one of the guy's foot? She scared the beejeezus out of her assistant's mom (as heard on this 911 tape)? She blamed the whole thing on "the black kid" when the police showed up? Je-sus! I cannot wait until Lifetime cranks this all out in a made-for-TV movie, featuring Tori Spelling as the troubled starlet and Tracy Gold as the frazzled assistant.
-In another sure sign that Young Hollywood is quickly imploding in on itself, Britney Spears' bodyguard punches out a photog in Vegas, Britney then files charges on behalf of her kid who got caught in the middle of it, and K-Fed wonders how the hell Brit took his kids out of the state without a court order. This can only end well.
-On a rare, happy note: Naomi Watts' pregnancy (which, by my count, lasted 23 months) is finally over.
-Lindsay Lohan's new movie is getting mad props, but only the part where she gets hit in the face with a shovel.
-Victoria Beckham gets a lesson in royalty from America's reigning queen.
-Holy crap! Since when did Dakota Fanning get all growed up?
-Alec Baldwin is giving advice to the next president about Iraq, outlining his plan is to scare straight the insurgents by leaving them threatening voicemails, calling them "rude, thoughtless little pigs."
-I can't believe Bruce Willis hasn't locked Rumor in the basement already.
-You know who can make this crazy week all better? Paul Rudd, that's who!
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Jul 26 2007, 03:45 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Dina Lohan is pissed at Jay Leno for allowing Rob Schneider to spoof her daughter, adding "I can't believe he didn't ask me first! For the right price, I would have painted freckles all over my body and performed a coked-out DUI pantomime!"
-Just when you thought the lives of pinhead Hollywood starlets couldn't possibly get any worse comes news that Britney Spears's little sister might be knocked up. Anyone else starting to get the feeling that we're all taking part in a communal Punk'd?
-Is Angelina 'Ho-lie depressed? Yeah, it must be awfully hard to have the perfect man, the perfect body, the perfect family and the perfect bank account. Oh, the shame.
-This news is sure to cheer her up! Brad Pitt is reuniting with Gwyneth Paltrow. But sadly, not in a dirty, horizontal way. Or is he??? Nah, I'm just f*cking with your head. Or am I???
-Speaking of the Bradster, he's just one of the stars that's going to make this year's film festival ROCK. It's too early for me to be this excited. Need..to..control...breathing...
-Police have busted an extortion plot against Tom Cruise. In a refreshing change of pace, the scheme had nothing to do with stolen photos of the actor, a monkey and a minivan stuffed with naked frat boys.
-Does anyone have a Courtney Love translator that I could borrow? Her blog makes my brain sad.
-First, Claire Danes threatens to nipple slip on the Daily Show. Then she actually goes all the way on MTV Canada. For the love of Angela Chase, put those things away!!
-Ali Lohan's defense of her big sister is less than "adequite."
-Is Rachel McAdams engaged? And how much do we love the fact that she pedals her way 'round town. I'm going to have to be much more careful about which cyclists I swear at now...
-Are you ready to hear Nicole Richie's truth? Are you?!?
-Below might me the most awkward, cringe-inducing interview you'll ever sit through:
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Posted
Jul 25 2007, 03:07 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-There's something strangely satisfying about watching Beyonce nosedive down a flight of stairs. Hold on a sec...I gotta go watch it again...
-K-Fed wants primary custody of the kids, and I never thought I say this but...gulp...he should totally get it.
-Mel B says of getting knocked up by Eddie Murphy: "It wasn't some random 'Oops, I fell over and I'm pregnant.'" Um, do we have to review the birds and the bees with her again?
-I don't know if I can deal with the last Harry Potter book AND the final Clark&Michael webisode in the same week. Where am I going to hear such gems as "I agree with you with the conviction of seven Arabian princesses" and "Jason Biggs, sue me you c*cksucker, earn your first dollar in seven years!" Where, I beg of you? Where?!?!?
-Damn you, Penelope Cruz!! If you lied about your eyelashes, what else have you been lying to us about?!? We feel so betrayed, we may even start questioning your past relationship with Tom Cruise!
-Speaking of Tom, this picture of him grinding up against Katie is disturbing on so many levels (not the least of which is his odd sweat marks).
-Here's a shocker: Amy Winehouse may possibly enjoy blow.
-Here's some photos from Britney's infamous OK! photo shoot fiasco. I hope they publish something more damning in Friday's issue, or else this is going to be more anti-climactic than K-Fed's music career.
-Joshua Jackson's threats to harm babies makes me remember how much I love him. Just like Sarah Silverman's make-out sessions with her mom's picture makes me remember how much she scares/delights me.
-Jessica Alba has "cashed out" of her two-year relationship.
-How much do I not want to see Paris Hilton in a musical? About as much as I do not want her to shoot it in my city. I should really be consulted when it comes to this sort of thing.
-Enrique Iglesias doesn't want to be a porn star. Good, cause we really, really don't want that either.
-Stop the presses! Brangelina just went bowling!! Like, OMG!
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Jul 24 2007, 02:43 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-As you all know by now, Lindsay Lohan just sealed her fate as the star of an especially sad upcoming episode of E! True Hollywood story. Celebs are usually like Teflon, but this scandal is gonna stick. No insurance company in its right mind will bond her for a movie now. Meanwhile, the emerging details of her arrest continue to be even more shocking than this chick's indefatigable quest to f*ck up her awesome life. Is anyone else envisioning a poor, cowering mother/daughter duo trying to out-drive a coked-up Linds, who's following close behind, recklessly swerving her giant SUV while firing shots randomly out the window and screaming at them as the Dukes of Hazaards theme song blares in the background? No? Just me, then.
-Meanwhile, the poor assistant Firecrotch went all Kurt-Russell-in-Death-Proof on had either: a) angered Lindsay by hitting on a guy; b) angered her mother by partying with Lindsay; c) angered Lindsay for selling secrets to the tabloids.
-Here's pics of Linds hours before her arrest. She's already been ushered back to rehab, hopefully this time to a facility that doesn't offer pedicures and coke-cutting seminars between it's group therapy sessions.
-Onto another tailspinning star, it looks like OK! magazine has finally grown a pair and will publish pics from that oh-so-unflattering Britney Spears cover shoot we've all heard so much about. More details keep coming, too: it seems not only was she wiping up doo poo with Chanel gowns, she was also peeing publicly, speaking baby-talk and fondling herself in front of anyone who cared to watch. And if that wasn't classy enough for you, check out the video below of her calling paparazzi "fat f*cks" and "pussy" in front of her crying children, only to pose for them moments later. Sigh.
-As if you weren't already thoroughly disgusted with today's starlets, leave it to Horse-Face Hilary to set the woman's movement back a hundred years. Sigh squared.
-The most convincing love affair on The Hills is now kaput.
-Madonna's arms scare me. No wonder Guy Ritchie always walks a few steps behind her.
-The bit with Ben Affleck running around in corn costume might be the best acting he's ever done.
-Good news/bad news: Esai Morales just landed a spot on a hit TV show. Too bad his ex won't shut up about that time he assaulted her and gave her herpes. Women! We're such grudge-holders!
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Posted
Jul 23 2007, 03:36 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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I take a quickie vacation and Lindsay Lohan gets out of rehab, dons an ankle bracelet, goes to Vegas, loses a sex tape and gets arrested. So, pretty average week, huh?
-Speaking of Linds, I thought she turned herself in? Since when does jail look like a beach kegger?
-63 people just got arrested at a John Mayer concert. I don't know when it became illegal to be a minivan-driving soccer mom with an affinity for ball-shrivelling sap rock, and I don't care! Just deputize me, already!!
-How do I know that Jessica Simpson's new movie is going to be a huge hit??? Because Steve Guttenberg just joined the cast, that's how!
-Now that he's been cast on Bionic Woman, Isaiah Washington's desire to play chicken with his career prospects has been restored to the reckless, fever-pitch intensity that was sorely missing for those bleak few weeks when he was momentarily unemployed, sitting on his couch, scratching his privates and wondering who exactly he'd have to pull a knife on to get back into Larry King's hotseat.
-It only took a failed concert tour and crushingly disappointing album sales for Kelly Clarkson to pull a complete 180 and profess her oh-so-sincere declarations of love for music industry overlord Clive Davis. Funny, that.
-Lindsay Lohan goes from playing a stripper in her new movie to playing a prostitute in her next one. That's a pretty damn true-to-life career trajectory, doncha think?
-Only Paula Abdul would interpret getting kicked off the Bratz movie as a blow to her career.
-Here's a start-of-the-week treat: Johnny Depp wearing nothing but a falling towel.
-Why does the world need an album from the gardener dude on Desperate Housewives? Why?!?!?!?
-Harry Potter turns 18 and gets $41 million. Hmfph. My last birthday I got a gift card for 7-11. I need to re-evaluate my life.
-I heart Alyson Hannigan, but why the hell was she at the Beckham's party?
-Calum Best reportedly dumped Lindsay Lohan because now that she's "clean", she's too boring. Oh sure, she'll still get blitzed on eight-balls and demand he chase her around the room with a chainsaw, but now she keeps whining about safe words.
-Part of me thinks this is cruel and unusual punishment of Filipino prisoners, while the other part of me thinks it's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
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Posted
Jul 20 2007, 01:40 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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It's Friday, which means it's the last day of guest blogging before Jen returns from vacation. It's been a wild and crazy ride with y'all, and I feel like we've all learned a little bit about each other... and ourselves.
- Lindsay's movie gets cancelled. Lindsay gets arrested. Lindsay acted even more like an immature attention whore while in rehab. La Lohan has a long way to go before she proves she's not a deep fried mess.
- Pras talks about Lauryn Hill and why the Fugees won't be putting out any albums any time soon. Because Lauryn's hair couldn't fit through the doorway?
- Gee, I wonder whose son this is?
- Sarah Silverman feels bad about making fun of Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards. Whoa, Sarah Silverman has feelings?
- Aw, Orlando Bloom and his Pirates costar Naomie Harris are dating. At last, he's dating someone I like rather than a talentless stick insect who should have faded away after Young Americans was cancelled.
- In other Naomi news, Naomi Campbell's Dunkin' Donuts commercial is actually kind of amusing. When I first heard they were doing the ad with her, I thought, "Why put Naomi Campbell in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial when she's never eaten a donut, or anything, in her life?" But I like how that's kind of the point.
- Rihanna's brass knuckle boots are simultaneously hideous and totally bad-ass. I'd love to see her get in a fit and then just put her fingers through the heel and start wailing on the other guy with 'em.
- Britney's outfit for her new music video is a cross between a cowboy, Morticia Adams and Jackie-O. With a little bit of "MY LIFE AND CAREER ARE DOWN THE TOILET" thrown in.
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Posted
Jul 19 2007, 02:30 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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- "Hey! Everyone! Look at me! I'm swimming in my underwear! Everyone take some photos! ... GOD, WHY CAN'T I GET ANY PRIVACY?!"
- The 2007 Emmy nominations came out this morning and, as usual, they made some mistakes. I just want Kristen Bell to win an Emmy. Or to go shopping with me. Either is fine.
- Despite the fact that she already has one of the most rockin' bodies in show business, Mariah Carey had her head photoshopped onto Gisele Bundchen's body for her new perfume ad. That's right, teenage girls: even if you're pretty, you will never be pretty enough. Thanks for the confidence boost, Mimi.
- Not that I ever want to see any part of Elisabeth Hasselbeck, but why the big fuss over her showing her pregnant belly on television? "OH MY GOD! THERE IS A THING IN THERE THAT WE CAN'T SEE!"
- When left to her own devices, Amy Winehouse looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet. Come to think of it, that's probably what happened. And I just grossed myself out.
- Frances Bean Cobain is 14 years old?! I am so very, very old. I'm going to go crochet myself an afghan and cry.
- Enrique Iglesias makes me like him a little bit. His mole, however, should watch its back.
- Lizzy McGuire who?
- Heather Mills has told soon-to-be ex-husband Paul McCartney that she will "settle" for receiving $102 million in their divorce settlement. That must be really difficult for her. She'll have to scrimp and save.
- Sorry, all you Jen-lovers, it looks like Brad and Angelina are still crotch partners on a regular basis.
- Ever the epitome of class, the Cruises and the Smiths are throwing a party to welcome the Beckhams to America, and the party invitations are not-at-all tacky with red velvet and gold lettering. And they're gonna get a magician and a pony!
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Posted
Jul 18 2007, 01:41 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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- Oprah's dog died. Why is this news?
- Gwen Stefani is suing retail chain Forever 21 for copying designs from her Harajuku Lovers line, claiming that HL “suffered and continues to suffer damage to its business reputation.” I think that suffering is mostly due to how absolutely fugly the clothes are.
- Speaking of fugly: Why, Liza Minnelli? WHY?!
- So yesterday's rumour of Ashlee Simpson being pregnant and engaged to Pete Wentz are probably false. But I'd already made so much progress in working through my nausea and disgust! It was all for naught?
- Worst blind item ever. Is Page Six even trying to be mysterious anymore?
- Julianne Moore pulls a Lindsay Lohan by trading in her sexy red hair for a severely unflattering blonde look. Why do they do this? Their red hair is the source of all their power!
- Nick Lachey's representation reportedly pulled the plug in the middle of an interview with New York City morning show Good Day New York when he was asked about his raunchy sex photos with Vanessa Minnillo. Way to be mature about the situation, Nick.
- Jaime Pressly wins my heart by acknowledging that being pregnant can suck instead of toeing the oft-used "pregnancy is a wonderful miracle that is nine months of rainbows and sunshine and candy" line.
- In other pregnant celebrity news, the very pregnant Charlotte Church has placed her boyfriend on house arrest after he cheated on her. Why would you want that jackhole near you 24/7 when you could kick his skanky ass out forever?
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Posted
Jul 17 2007, 02:17 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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- Remember how I said there wouldn't be any Angelina hate this week? Well, she's not making it very easy for me.
- Ack! Tara, cover that monstrosity up!
- Same for you, Kirsten Dunst!
- Gisele Bundchen is pissed at her boyfriend Tom Brady because his ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to their child on Friday, which also happens to be Gisele's birthday. Gisele, it's not Tom's fault - get mad at that selfish, selfish baby!
- Jon Lovitz is my hero.
- On the new posters for The Golden Compass, Daniel Craig looks older but still handsome, while Nicole Kidman was photoshopped back to her 20s. Compare that poster to how she looks here, and dayum, I hope the airbrusher got paid very, very well.
- I already knew that Lily Allen had more balls than most, but more nipples?
- "You don't know what it's like in there, man! Five minutes in there is like five years on the outside!"
- Ugh. Please don't let this be true. I'm not sure I can take the miserable, borderline-illterate message board postings of heartbroken Fall Out Boy fans.
- I do, however, hope that this is true. And that he somehow escapes from jail and hunts her down and forces her to have a tea party with him.
- Hilary! Stop being upset over Joel Madden! Listen to me: He. Is. A. Douchenozzle.
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Posted
Jul 16 2007, 12:28 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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Jen's on vacation this week, so for the next five days, Scandal Sheet will be 100% free of Angelina hate. There probably won't be any Angelina love, but hey, baby steps.
- Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may hate each other, but they have so much more in common than they'd like to admit. Paris just got out of jail, and Lindsay just got out of rehab. Paris is already naked in public, and it looks like Lindsay soon will be, too. Because, you know, we hadn't seen enough of their boobaroos and hoo-has already.
- Ugly, greasy Brandon Davis has been financially cut off from his insanely wealthy family, and none of his friends will take his calls, either - not even Paris. At least she's doing something right after getting out of jail.
- Eva and Tony's wedding pictures have been revealed, and it is obvious that they were very conservative and budget-conscious when it came to putting that day together. And you thought they'd be over-the-top.
- From the neck down, Britney Spears is looking a lot more fit. From the neck up, however, she looks like your 80-year-old grandmother on her way to play canasta.
- Here's a sentence I never thought I'd write: I really want to have Diddy's kids.
- I realize that it's photoshopped, but this photo of Nicole Kidman has got to be the scariest effin' thing I've ever seen. Wait, it is photoshopped... right?
- Keanu Reeves should have had some police protocol downloaded into his head. A lot of good kung fu did him.
- Perez Hilton did something that caused him to get sued? What?!
- Dane Cook says, “You haven’t made it in Hollywood until someone says you’re gay." What happens when someone says that you were so much cooler when you didn't date Jessica Simpson? Hypothetically, I mean.
- Sienna Miller got dumped. Good. People who dress as horrendously as she does don't deserve love. Yeah, I said it. All of you were thinking it, but only I had the guts to say it.
- Victoria Beckham doesn't want an assistant who is prettier than her. So... she probably won't find an assistant, then.
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Posted
Jul 13 2007, 03:27 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Is Paris Hilton "special"? That's not shocking. I always kinda pictured her riding the short bus, anyway.
-Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Brandon Davis didn't actually die this week, as blogs have been reporting. Chin up! There's still next week!
-It almost hurts to admit how damn cute Suri Cruise is. Fake baby technology has come a long way.
-So last summer I was sitting out on a patio when a butterfly flew by and landed on my leg. I thought that was cool, until the butterfly started bomb-diving me. Seriously, the little shit wouldn't leave me alone. Why am I telling you this? Because Nicole Kidman's butterfly phobia doesn't seem at all weird to me. Steven Speilberg being afraid of furniture with feet, though? That's just f*cked up.
-Why is Heidi Montag reading the Art of War? Is she just trying to keep up with Spencer?
-Jamie Pressley hates Ugly Betty because it glamourizes plastic surgery. Yeah, 'cause she's so natural.
-Jennifer Garner's bump watch is so totally on!
-The paparazzi should be grateful that Brad Pitt refused to let them gaze upon his perfect countenance. That much beauty can seriously damage the retinas.
-Think no pairing was more disturbing than Ray J and Whitney Houston? How 'bout Ray J and Lil' Kim?
-No wait, this pairing is even more disturbing: Matthew Perry is dating Meg Ryan! As Chandler would say, could they be any more gross?
-When you're as hot as Penelople Cruz, you don't need no pants!
-John Travolta won't stop talking about boobs. That's might hetero of you, dude.
-Michelle Rodriguez is launching a clothing line. Her designs will look best on crazy, drunken lesbian show killers.
-Everyone is losing their poo over this very revealing pic of David Beckham. Dear god, tell me it's Photoshopped! Posh Spice is so unworthy.
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Posted
Jul 12 2007, 03:59 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Under threat of a paternity test, ER's Dr. Kovac admits that yes, he is a man 'ho.
-You think that's bad? At least he didn't sell his sister on eBay.
-Brad Pitt may want to take action against 'Ho-lie's dramatic weight loss, but first he'll have to face an army of P.R. reps.
-Britney Spears is selling her house. Maybe she's looking for something that comes already baby-proofed, 'cause putting up fences and shit makes her, like, totally bums.
-The British are coming! The British are coming!
-Page Six has a blind item about a rapper who's unending supply of baby mommas caused his girlfriend to dump him. On a completely unrelated note, Kim Porter has confirmed her split from Diddy.
-Whatever your opinion of the paparazzi may be, Rumur Willis' friends' smackdown of a photographer last night was beyond uncool.
-Is Ian Ziering really in the running to take over the Price is Right. Like, really?!?
-I spent wayyyy too much time today discovering Google's sense of humour.
-I've already watched the season 3 trailer for The Hills twice today, and I'm thinking of going back for more. Is there a support group or something for this type of pathetic-ness?
-Britney's new man might actually be a gay decoy, distracting us from her real boyfriend. All together now: Whaaaa???
-I'm seeing Superbad tonight and I can't wait! Here's Michael Cera's appearance on Letterman.
-A celeb mag paying thousands of dollars to keep steamy star pics off the market? I feel cheated.
-I heart Kelly Clarkson 'cause she's sticking it to the man! No, not like that, gutter-brains!
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Jul 11 2007, 04:03 PM
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ScandalSweetie
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-Drew Barrymore has to choose between Zach Braff and Spike Jonze. Sigh. I hate my life.
-Us Weekly has uncovered the identity of that creepy neanderthal that Britney Spears has been hanging out with. His name is Damon and he's a bodyguard. I don't even wanna know what part of her body he's guarding...
-Is everyone else surprised that it took this long for Fergie to install a stripper pole in her house?
-When will Evan Rachel Wood stop making me cry?
-I'm almost afraid to direct you to these scorchingly sexy photos of the Beckhams for fear the link will be permanently burned onto my screen. You're lucky I love you.
-Let's take a quick break from celebs for some very, very cool music news: you can buy the new Stars album today online, even though it's not out until Sept 25. (I'm listening to it right now and falling in love with them all over again). AND here's some very fun, free Radiohead covers by a bunch of cool indie bands. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming...
-Why does Cameron Diaz's new boyfriend look like he belongs on that Caveman sitcom?
-Charlie Sheen has managed to hook another hottie. Well, I guess that $900 billion he makes per episode of his crappy sitcom is pretty irresistable. Oh, who am I kidding? He's still a walking petri dish.
-So do you think the Child Protective Services agents have Britney Spears on their speed-dial yet?
-DJ Samantha Ronson continues to spin Lindsay Lohan right 'round, baby.
-Oh no, Katie Holmes. Tom Cruise isn't trying to control your life. Nope, not at all.
-File this under 'Good To Know': even Reese Witherspoon gets wedgies.
-John Travolta's hair was looking extra weave-irific at last night's Hairspray premiere: 
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